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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

happens to the best of us

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works
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    5g is a lot for a joint.

    • Wage_Slave@kbin.social
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      I dunno man. If that joint hit’s like old fucked up Ben is sayin’ there, I might be swayed.

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    Actually it was the covid vaccine that killed Uncle Ben

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      Thought so too, because of his clearly visible injection spot, but he was telling otherwise, damn nanobots.

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        The man died doing what he loved, injecting nanobots into his veins and sweating for hours.

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        And the magnets sticking to him right after

  • Spacegrass@artemis.camp
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    The movie was released a year or so after 9/11/01. So, obviously, bin Laden released covid from his laboratory.

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      Anybody who’s actually smart realizes it wasn’t actually bin laden with 5g, but actually Biden over Lan. Look for the clues sheeple.

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    Uncle ben you should only put up to 1 gram in a blunt

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    Fucking San Francisco treat

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      Shit is going down in the flavored instant rice aisle

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    5g in silent darkness

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