• shittydwarf@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    After the attack on Pearl Harbour Canada declared war on Japan before even the United States did. We followed their stupid ass into Iraq and Afghanistan too.

    There are tens of thousands of Canadians in every state of the US, completely indistinguishable from Americans. Should the orange asshole fuck with Canada he’s gonna have a bad time on his hands

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      24 hours ago

      They’ve also never won a war we didn’t help with in the last 100 years

      I’ll give them beating Japan in WW2, but aside from that they’ve literally declared victory if the backs of dead Canadians.

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      1 day ago

      I’ve often thought we should have continued burning the White House down every thirty years or so, just to keep 'em humble.