I sincerely hope Florida gets a Democratic Governor

Eventually, I really think a site like the Onion should be seriously considered for a Pulitzer simply for finding satire in the modern world.

Took a nibble of the onion on this one.

Knowing that I’m too gullible is half the battle, sometimes I lose the other half.

Took me a moment. That’s the stage we’re at. I could see it happen.