• Natanael@infosec.pub
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    A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he’s not committed to peace anymore because he didn’t get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn’t control the peace price)

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      Not useless. He’ll now have an additional $1B to steal!

      This is hilarious 🤣 I can’t believe he’s just straight up starting a protection racket!

      “It’d be a shame if something happened to you green land over here!”

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    “Board of Peace” tracks better than “Golden Dome”. Good phrase donny. That’ll make everyone forget about your pedophiliac degeneracy.

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      Largest army in the world. Currently aligned with Russia.

      The man knows exactly what he’s doing. European countries will pay. This is the biggest grift I’ve ever seen

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    Well, that’s one way to start the new Axis powers. The internal fascist structure could be a gamble (usually even other fascist leaders want to have more authority than deference), but I guess we’ll see how it goes.

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    Rimmer: United America? Who’s that?

    Kryten: Well, at the end of the 23rd century, America attempted to bring peace to the world by asking every nation on Earth to sign a peace treaty.

    Any nation that refused, they invaded.

    Now, a war ensued that was called the War Against War. Those countries who went to war because they were so against war, they were prepared to go to war to fight in a war against war, called themselves United America.

    United America

    (Sorry can’t find a better source)

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      I was not prepared for how Craig Charles looked in that clip.

      But then I gave up on the show ages ago. The Series 6 finale was the end as far as I’m concerned.

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        That’s what years of curry and larger in deep space does to you.

        Krytens skin is still young looking though.

        Seemingly Cat hasn’t aged at all.

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    Well, after he got a Nobel Peace Prize, it makes sense that he moves onwards towards his next great wish: King Of The World.

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    On Friday, the White House presented the composition of “a founding Executive Board”, consisting exclusively of figures loyal to Trump: his Middle East adviser Steve Witkoff, his son-in-law Jared Kushner, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and former UK prime minister Tony Blair.

    It’s astonishing how often Tony Blair manages to find new ways to be a massive fucking disappointment. It’s like he’s already concluded that he’s going to hell for the whole Iraq thing so he’d may as well lean into it by being a huge cunt while he’s alive.

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      I thought the same thing. I mean the whole Iraq thing could be seen as a misjudgement in hindsight. Now though he just looks evil.