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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Anon tells a true story

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Anon tells a true story

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    Love is a battlefieldpsych ward.

  • RalfWausE@feddit.org
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    The essence of the story: Meeting people in person in the real world always is better than looking for someone special on some scammy dating site…

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      Also it helps if you have stuff in common and are not there to meet people as your first goal.

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      especially considering that the dating service is interested in you looking for a partner, not actually finding one

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    If this story doesn’t convince you that birth control should be free to anyone who wants it, then you’re an idiot.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      I never thought some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed until I heard the stories from my obgyn wife. Holy shit is it heartbreaking, sometimes.

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      I’m sorry I can’t upvote you multiple times!

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    He can fix her! She can fix him! I believe in Love!

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      At the very least they’re taking each other off the market for the rest of us

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        unfortunately :(

    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Maybe this is a Sodium (explosive) + Chlorine (corrosive) = salt (delicious) type of situation?

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      I believe in Love!

      ~ just listen to therimmerlimmerhar! ~

      • dmention7@midwest.social
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        Guitar!

    • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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      You don’t NEED to be fixed if you complement each other’s crazy.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    30 day alcohol program is to encourage not drinking for 30 days right?

    And not to be plastered for 30 days like the name implies.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      The court has sentenced you to a month long bender. May Bacchus have mercy on your liver.

      • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he’s going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Fortunately for them I’m pretty sure he’s just fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing. They just have to keep an eye out to stop Hera, Aphrodite, or Demeter from catching on to fhdm

          • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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            fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing

            One often leads to the other, unless prevented from doing so.

    • kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOP
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      yeah we’re both trying to stay sober

    • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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      Also dating during the first stages of recovery is widely discouraged. The point is to focus on yourself and feel good about yourself, not dump all your energy and focus into a new relationship.

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      And if it doesn’t exist, we should invent it!

      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        I think that is called a booze cruise.

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          Or in some places, a “month”

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    When she’s literally your kind of crazy.

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    I knew a guy who met one of his wives while locked up in county jail.

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      Lmao at “one of”

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        By comparison, I know of a couple (met their kid), who had divorced and remarried each other so many times (often but not always with another marriage in between) that the last time they had to go to a different state because my state refused to do it yet again. Apparently the state will let you get married and divorced as many times as you’d like, but only so many times with the same partner.

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          That sounds like a supreme waste of money

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        deleted by creator

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    Anon goes off the grid on the crazy hot matrix.

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    Can confirm. Got more actual dates with people that are legitimately interested in me from psychiatric hospitals and group therapy than online dating apps.

    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A lot of people come across way better in person than via text. Also, everybody takes their best photos and puts them up so when you meet them, they always look a little different than you expected, and that’s always a moment of awkwardness. If you meet someone in person they have no priors and it can just be you. Apps can work too, but the ghosting is a constant emotional drain.

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Involuntary committment to psych ward, you say?

    My odds have just increased significantly

  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    oh hey I married mine actually. 5 years in now.

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    I fear that when I was young I would have read this post and immediately committed myself in the pursuit of love.

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    tinder limits the amount of matches you get per week (like 5 per week last i used it, 3y ago), so there’s that

  • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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    what

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    whats with the racist pepe

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      being mexican is racist now?

    • ikidd@lemmy.world
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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepe

    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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      Why did you say racist twice?

      • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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        Nah we won’t let the rascists have pepe

        • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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          agreed

          fuck the racists and those who let them have exclusive access to my boy Pepe.

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