never one heard them called ‘raspberry crowns’… thems are (insert topping name) danish
I showed my wife this meme and her response was: “Crowns? That’s a Danish. You deserve wasps.”
Keeper.
The actual danish name is wienerbrød, and it’s the same in many other languages just with their name for bread instead of brød. Wienerbröd in Swedish for example.
Fun fact: “wienerbrød” and “danish” are both correct, since it was invented in Copenhagen by Viennese bakers.
I guess the English equivalent would be Viennese bread, then.
And here i was giggling at weener bread
Apparently people from Vienna are all wieners!
they even have blankets for their weiners
wienerbrød
Come on, Denmark.
Vienna’s Germanic name is Wien. “Wiener” means “from Vienna.”
And Weiner is an American English euphemism for penis, so weinerbrod sounds kinda funny.
It does, but that’s an us issue. Sausage from Vienna = wiener, sausages look like penises. “Come on” makes it sound like Denmark has any part in it, which they don’t.
Raspberry crown borers aren’t wasps, they’re moths that look like wasps - I guess it helps with survival. They eat their way into the crown at the base of plants, so they’re considered a pest.
Also, their scientific name is Pennisetia marginata so I’m gonna imagine them as penis-loving margarita enthusiasts 😁
No they just draw dicks in the margins of books.
i would not ask a genie for a lifetime supply of any food. they’d fucking poison that shit
or just like, crush you to death with it.
although getting crushed by a massive amount of sweet pastry actually sounds kinda tempting now that I think about it.
it’s a sticky death
Or make you allergic to it.
No, you’d ask for an infinite supply of wishes, of course.
How many wasps coult as a “lifetime supply”? I don’t consume any wasps, so by that definition, I would get no wasps.
oh well. will keep that in mind just in case I’ll something to dwell on while trying to sleep.
Isnt that a wienerbrød?
