Gotten as a gift for the daughter. Despite it having no risk of being swallowed i assumed its still banned in the usa haha
It’s banned because the adults would put it places that require a flared base.
For this reason, we must ban lightbulbs.
But the yearly list is so entertaining. https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5
Maybe we should just ban hands. If you manage to insert questionable things into your rectum without them, you deserve your reward/punishment of achieving the deed.
Do you have the rumblies that only hands can satisfy?
Wait was the banana banned, or the chocolate egg?
glances at the US
The banana.
Ana. Ban ana.
pop
Yeah, nah the banana is too gun-shaped to be banned in the US.
Kinder surprise chocolate eggs however are banned, since they don’t meet the qualifications for the corndog exemption for food safety laws.
The pro life lobby won.
What a tiny Banane
Bananas are legal in the us
But what if a child swallows one?
pretty easy to get a new child
ICE can just grab one for ya.
These (the normal sized ones) haven’t been banned here for at least 10 years. We likely have regional ones, though.
Oh really, thats good to know tbh!
No longer considered choking hazard?
Small?
I’d hate to have the hole that came out of
