What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
talibans with a red hat
Y’all Qaeda
from Howdy Arabia
Al-Abama
Tumpistan
ICE-IS
Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won’t they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?
Answer:
A. They aren’t actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they’re a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.
B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.
C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.
D. All of the above (it’s this)
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Is wiping your arse gay?
Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.
Definitely. You’re gay just for asking.
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
I’ve got another…
What about when you’re out shopping and you’re unloading the contents of the trolley onto the conveyor belt at the checkout and you accidentally touch your wife’s box of tampons/panty liners?
Does that make you gay??
I guess you’re already gay at that point for unloading the trolley
Exactly. You’re in the grocery store for something other than beer? Gay.
And that ignores the fact that just buying feminine products makes you Uber-Queer.
I have an other.
What if you are in a manly bar drinking manly beer. And you strike up a manly conversation with an other man about lumberjacking or something. And when you talk about sharpening your manly axe, you accidentally touch their hairy hand. Which causes your piercingly manly gazes to lock like the door on a sportscar.
So you start talking about WWE and show each other how to perform a death grip with your arms tightly around each other. Then you want to test the strength of their lips, by giving them a manly kiss. And you carry them like a firefighter into a toilet stall to compare your manly leather underwear.
And you end up fucking the shit out of each other.
Is that gay?
Touching your wife is gay.
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.
I’m guessing the logic is:
Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can’t reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.
Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can’t go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.
If you interpret gay in the original meaning (“full of joy, merry, light-hearted, carefree”) then yes, having sex with your wife can be gay sex.
someone warn the bees
Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnsonYou said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you’re thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.
Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.No, that’s completely normal for everyone.
Lol that was pretty good
Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.
Not if she keeps voting Republican
That is a choice.
But not pro choice.
Ctrl+alt+R
I’d have gay sex with her
So she’s actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can’t remember her name and I can’t be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she’s a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value “interviews” with strangers.
For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.
Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.
Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn’t putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.
A life without gay sex will do that to anyone
X
So long as she kept her mouth shut.
To talk.
No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.
It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him
Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.
Sounds like he just doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. That’s pretty gay.
also specifying, he only giving her orgasms, so theres no enjoyment on his end.
… They could try saying the alphabet, that’s at least a place to start.
Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.
Cuz you know, female orgasm doesn’t exist, it’s lefties’ conspiracy against normal male behavior /s
Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?
Yeah. That’s essentially it.
I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.
No other way to see it.
you should also notice that’s the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they’re sternly against “handouts” because they don’t want to give “lazy” people a way to exist.
people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.
And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it’s reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are “destroying society”.
people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another
Capitalism, you say? :-D
no, that’s gay
Everything is gay.
🤫
… Have you not encountered a Republican before?
Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn’t ask) that they aren’t gay, is gay.
Exactamundo!
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
Poor wife. She married a guy who’s too afraid to come out of the closet and who can’t pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.
The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.
As an econometrician / data wonk, I’m pretty sure we are past ‘plausible’, more like well into ‘you could do a legitimate scientific paper on this and essentially prove it, and now we’re arguing over error bounds and precise methodology’.
Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the “always, in every context, thinking about gay sex” closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.
Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?
Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.
That is a really weird way to say you can’t make a woman cum.
Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn’t for dudes like this, women’s standards wouldn’t be low enough for me to get laid
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
I can’t imagine treating someone I love that way.
They may be getting them. Just not from their husbands.
The icecream man can handle it.
That’s a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.
I’m not sure they all choose.
Imagine being a woman and being a Republican
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
Edit: basically if a large part of your “identity” is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.
I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
Real intelligent input sir.
I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.
Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior
If you fail to get him boipreg, then it just means you are not masculine enough, and need to try again. And again. Until you get that butt baby.
Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?
Also the Roman elites literally only had sex with their wives to procreate. For pleasure they went to the brothel or fuck a slave or concubine.
i think that’s also how it worked for medieval nobility
I think they just romanticize Western antiquity which often saw sex as a manifestation of power and control rather than an expression of intimate connection.
He’s trolling, right? Like he can’t be seriously sitting there saying that?
I mean, a whole lot of them really do seem to want to go back to Roman/Greek norms, so uh…
Does this toga make my (UwU) look fat?
