I use that knowledge to help my friends make money, who in turn take care of me

Sounds like I’m making an amazing encyclopedia, releasing all designs and trade secrets as public domain, while living a life of monastic poverty.

Probably for the best, people will be mad. Easier to hide in a 7-11. Should also be lots of dead time, so could probably do some of the work from my phone.

I change my name tag to Cassandra…

Then I blog anonymously about all the conspiracy theories