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Thcgrasscity to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

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Said this to my boss once, we laughed right to the unemployment office.

Thcgrasscity to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    My boss is a coke addict so I think I’d be fine

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      Shit, when I used to grow the devil’s lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

      In my experience, weed brings people together!

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        Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

        • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@feddit.de
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          weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

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            Try microdosing.

        • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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          I’m actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

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        The fact that you just called it the devil’s lettuce makes me think you didn’t

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          My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

        • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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          You don’t have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven’t uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it’s a bit of a time capsule.

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    No judge on smoking but be professional at work.

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      works from home

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    Saying weed smells like ass isn’t an attack on cannabis or users themselves. Sorry but if you come over reeking of weed I’m gonna ask you to change clothes or put on some body spray or something

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    “Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”

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    I’m a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.

    • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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      Thanks for living the dream

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    Usually I don’t tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I’m judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.

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    Smokers are jokers

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      I mean, there’s a song about it, so you’re technically correct.

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