I feel like a “colm smiley” joke was missed somewhere in here.

The most important person in Starfleet history

He’s a cold meany, that one

Obligatory relevant comic:

https://chiefobrienatwork.com/post/106831912566/episode-3-i-am-a-god-read-the-next-episode

Colm Horny is an actor over at Brazzers