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    This video of poor little lemon having to act one last time before going off to school. She looked so lost and confused on what she was meant to be doing, she was probably wondering why nobody was following her out the door while mommy is directing in the background telling her to go out the door, she seemed so hesitant :( I feel so bad for her, so glad she’s off to school away from this but she’ll probably be looking all day for directions and a camera.

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      Bird is disgusting for this. L’s little head would have already been full of so much processing and to add this “work” in to start her day is just so gross. If these influencers call what they do “career jobs” then bird put her little girl to work on a morning that should have been just for her. It should have been calm and happy but instead it was all for her ass of a mother. I’m so glad L gets to escape to school!

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        I was disappointed to see the other kids participating in the send off scene. Probably promised McDonalds!

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          I feel M obeys to everything these days when she was the one who never wanted to be photographed. The other two probably just got caught up in it today just for lemon.

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              I wonder if she is still calling herself a hairstylist/colourist now that she’s in Uni.

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              Well that’s sad, I always thought she wasn’t like that considering she never wanted to be shared in the first place

              Their mother is a terrible influence

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              I said a while back that M seems to have inherited the obsession with attention. Not surprised.

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    Filming 🍋 at school waving to kids! I would be LIVID if she filmed my child attending JK and shared with her followers.

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      I think the “friends” she was waving to was a duck in someone’s garden, like her bestie the porch goose not actually real people 🤷‍♀️

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    Posted within days of each other. This woman needs a mental health intervention. In one she looks every inch her age (and is still edited to the gods), in the other she’s made herself look like her own 20 something daughter. This woman is unwell.

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    Those shimmery tights she loves so much don’t fit into her shoes! Her fashion failures are legendary

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    Why tf does she tag hella famous people?! Like who are you shitbird?! Sit tf down, nobody knows who you are

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      Desperate for attention as always

      We all saw how desperate she was for Kylie Kelce to notice her 😂

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    Maybe it’s my own insecurity because as a 39 yr old I’m obsessed with keeping as much muscle tone as possible, so it is the first thing I notice… but I’ve never seen so little muscle in someone who is flexing. Her quads and triceps should be pronounced as hell in that position. Runs and lifts daily lol

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      I don’t see anything wrong with her legs because mine look like this. I think the problem is she filters herself to have twig like legs but in reality this is what they look like. She’s a mind fuck and it blows my mind she filters herself into a completely different person but then posts pictures like this which are more true to her real self.

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        Oh no, of course there is nothing wrong with her legs or yours. The problem is she lies. She has filtered leg muscles on herself, claims to run, and strength train daily. She filters stick thin legs when she feels like it. And exactly how you said, is a total mind fuck. The whole point she is trying to make is to love yourself and she does anything but. All lies , filters and smoke and mirrors.

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      Have you read the article? They say it’s an ‘exclusive’ interview! I find that incredibly hikarious. The whole thing reads like she’s paid to have this article done - the same way she pays for the Yahoo News features. I also believe this is the first thing that’s come from her US agency that she said was going to change her life.

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        It does look paid. She’s also gearing up for her new grift. Redefining age. Once again, Sarah Nicole Landry is going to save us all by taking off her pants. 🤣

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          What “hard” moments?! She wouldn’t know the real struggles and hardship of a woman or mother, if it slapped her in the face. Doesn’t have a real job, responsibilities and everything is handed to her. Every woman CAN do it, she can’t.

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          What are the hard moments? When she had to settle for a grifted trip to Mexico instead of another Disney cruise? She’s a fucking joke. She Isn’t redefining squat.

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            Maybe she found her trip to the Bahamas hard since she didn’t know the women well and felt excluded. Or perhaps filming Traitors was difficult because she didn’t always know where the cameras were and what parts of her body she should hide.

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          “If I did it then maybe they will believe they can too”…… WHAT DID SHE DO? What is she doing that women are coming in groves to also do? Wear a bikini?!? Really, what is she talking about? The words and the picture in this post made no sense. She’s made up to the hilt and then the next screen she’s saying that women don’t care anymore, they are ripping off their shapewear and just being themselves. What a mish mosh message! Figure yourself out. Which is it? You’re having your hair and make up done and then saying you showing up authentically. No ma’am. No you aren’t.

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            There is absolutely not one authentic thing in anything she does or how she presents herself. She can’t even keep her lies straight. Her Traitors appearance is going to be revelatory!

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        Was this that “life changing” photoshoot she did in NY last year?

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          I think it is - those pics seem very familiar to me

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            The way she does her make up in these photos make her look hardened. It ages her, the same way she was done up at the SI party. She looks more like a 55 year old who got a lot of work done to look young. Think 90s soap opera and plastic surgery. She doesn’t look healthy, strong or youthful. Who would admire her?

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    How funny that the woman with 100 different faces and shapes and sizes is at an event with Jennifer & Reese. Two woman who despite their images being captured by everything from the most expensive camera equipment to cell phone selfies always look like themselves. Bird is so far out of their league she’s disappearing.

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      Imagine being in the room with accomplished actors and thinking you’re on that same level?!? And high as a kite because you’re in the same room?? Not sure about anyone else but no one…and I mean no one I know cares about actors this way. This isn’t the 1950’s and Elvis walks in. Celebrity is so accessible these days that it’s just a profession. It’s not as COOOOO-WWWL as she goes on about. What isn’t cool is being away from your little girl on her first week of school to watch a film and have your picture taken. The way she stands up at the step and repeat like she’s a star is crazy business. Delulu babe! Serious question: What is your take away from this? The experience? What did you give away for this experience? Was it worth it?

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        So well said!!!

        And what did she take away from it? Something for the memory bank because that’s so important 🤡 I’d rather have the memories of my kid experiencing her first week of school, not a faraway encounter with celebrities.

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          The only memories 🍋 will have of her childhood will be how absent her mother was for a majority of it.

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      I had to add after looking at other pages. One pic is Reese on her page saying it was a nice evening, nothing on Jennifer’s, John Hamm says he hates social media, nothing on Page Six or Apple TV. This is part of their job, putting on smiles, promoting their WORK! Hard work! What was she doing there? They def had real work in the morning selling their show. Maybe Miss Ma’am got another bag-ul, either dressed up or down for her invisible flight home to get back and rot because she’s 40 and tired.

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        I laughed at her fake emotional video. Using her kid for likes and comments. Oh, Sarah, your kid isn’t the first child to go to kindergarten. Nice filter on your kid’s face. I guess you have to give your small child big Disney eyes to match your fake filtered face. REAL faces aren’t good enough for Sarah Nicole Landry. 🙄

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        10000% I give her two weeks before the spoiled little brat can’t take the sniffles from L anymore. It’ll put too much of a damper on birdshit living her best grifting free life 🤦🏻‍♀️

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      She acted so sad… yet shipped her kid off to her mom’s daily. Give me a break.

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        Sad for 30 seconds, then back to downvoting Reddit and streaming teen dramas.

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    For the love of god, can they please have a losing streak so this dickhead will stfu.

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      The sides of her mouth hahaha will never not look beyond stupid

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        I know the holes on the side of her mouth are exaggerated by the filters she uses. However, I’m glad that her filler has caused some gaps. Her mouth can’t close properly. This causes her mouth to dry out and her gums to recede. You can see it’s already started. 😈

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      They actually didn’t look great last night. The announcers and post game analysis were all agreeing that what they saw wasn’t what they were expecting. I was shocked as well. Dallas was able to go toe to toe and looked almost better than the eagles. Won’t bore yall with my own analysis, but she’s not gonna have as much fun this year. Not that she knows or cares about the game too much anyway.

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      She’s such an idiot. She probably has no fucking clue what’s happening on the field 🤣

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    She wonders how to get up cuz the dress is to small and she doesn’t want her fupa exposed lol

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      How do people not call her out for being in the US? People are being urged not to travel here because of immigration and CBP. Even Canadians have been detained and sent back. I’m a naturalized US citizen and I’m still nervous about international travel.

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        I’ve been back and forth to Chicago the last few months with zero issues at a couple different land borders. (She is still a piece of shit though 😂)

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      Another cringe worthy transformation video. I honestly can’t stand her facial expressions.

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        She thinks she’s so cool and hip but she always just looks like an idiot lol

        Like who cares about your big secret event, the teasing of going to an event is so lame. Like wow you ditched your family to go play dress up for the week, good for you!

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        Who can do the instagram vs realty pics?? I’m dying to see past her four pounds of makeup and filters

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        You flash skin online as “content” and have a company you pay to get your name on lists so you get one of the spots saved for influencers at events. Big deal. 🤷🏻‍♀️

        I mean - really? Why does she think she matters?

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          She thinks the event is about her. 😂 She’s still not getting that she doesn’t DO ANYTHING except lie.

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          It’s crazy how important she acts and thinking she’s on the same level as A list celebrities. Needing a makeup artist and a hair stylist like every camera will be flashing for her. Literally nobody there probably even knew who she was.

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            They didn’t know who she was - the photographer asked her and she had to spell her name! She looked so pissed 😡

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      She look rough and nobody cares what she’s doing! Bots don’t buy!

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    Absolutely delusional. CT has only been trying to get rid of these for a year. Super popular 😂 they to have to be put on sale/clearance and they still can’t sell them.

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    I’m sure she’s just showing everyone her new necklace! /s This is another tragic dress choice for a big event.

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      That dress looks like a vagina after 4 kids and her face looks like a trailer park and a pack a day.

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        This! Her look lately - I think she’s going for broody and sexy but she just looks aged and overdone.

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        The neckline looks like the bibs you put on babies that catch the food that falls out of their mouths!