• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
    143·
    3 months ago

    I’m actually the one who took this “photo” (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it’s actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I’m at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.

    • buycurious@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      3 months ago

      Is there perhaps a way you could furnish proof?

      I’ve seen this picture for a few years and would be thrilled to believe this.

      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
        21·
        3 months ago

        No, I was lying. I don’t treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.

        • Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world
          11·
          3 months ago

          It is the Internet after all, but your comment seemed to be obviously satire to me. You did have me in the first half, not going to lie.

          • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
            8·
            3 months ago

            Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone’s phones have started auto-capitalizing “internet”? I often wonder why that is.