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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Establishing dominance

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Establishing dominance

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    Imagine how absolutely baffled the builder must’ve been at the unintentional power play. Reminds me of this classic snippet from Douglas Adams.

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      I would have snapped and then made an ass of myself, which tends to be the usual.

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      The last line really brings it home. It’s like if an episode of Curb did a post credits sequence.

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      I’d completely forgotten about that amazing classic. Thanks for reminding me of it.

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      Hahaha oh man, I remember reading that story in Hitchhikers Guide, I can’t believe that really happened to him. God that’s so painfully awkward and even more painfully British.

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    If y’all don’t know Fern Brady she is an absolute joy in series 14 of Taskmaster.

    • essteeyou@lemmy.world
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      Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

    • Aaoograha_hoa@lemmy.ml
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      Did I meet those potatoes before?

    • breakingcups@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      The rightful queen!

    • Nath@aussie.zone
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      Her book is wonderful. If you have someone neurodiverse in your life, I can’t recommend it enough.

      Yes, it was funny. But so insightful, too.

    • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
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      I love TM, I loved Fern on it, but most of all I Loved seeing her in that power rangers esque one piece.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Oh noooooo

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Fuck shes funny.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      I love the ‘WhaHuh’ sound she makes in the leader.

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    “Our builder” means… they’re having their house remodeled?

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      no, rich people just have a bodybuilder around to lift things and stuff

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        My other guess was personal trainer…

      • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was a kid putting together Legos all day

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          protip: plural of lego is lego.

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            Not in the US.

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              it’s not even an english word. the US is wrong… again.

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                deleted by creator

                • Rodeo
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                  You know it’s okay for people to be wrong.

              • nantsuu@kbin.social
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                What do you mean it’s not an English word? It’s used in English-speaking countries by English speakers isn’t it? Next are you gonna say that “ski” is also not an English word?

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        Lift things up and put them down

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        Of course. Who wants to lift things themselves, when you can have a peasant do it?

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      Yeah, it’s British

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    My wife does this too, except with penises

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      Can she give mine back, they tried to cast me for Ken

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    It’s like the tenth time I’ve seen this post but it still makes me laugh

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    That man was walking around all week trying to figure out if he ought to try to smash.

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    Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

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