The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Trump announces 35% tariffs on Krypton

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Trump announces 35% tariffs on Krypton

www.thebeaverton.com

The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

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WASHINGTON, DC - Following a wave of conservative backlash to the recent cinematic reboot of SUPERMAN, U.S. president Donald Trump has announced that all imports from Krypton will be subject to a 35% tariff.

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