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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

The doghot

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The doghot

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Change the weiner for a spicy italian sausage and the bun for a stick of cheese stuffed pizza crust and you have the potential for world domination.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      You’ll either win their hearts or you’ll destroy them.

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum
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        And not or. ;)

  • BedSharkPal
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    You know what? You’re right.

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    I feel like there’s some potential here but it’s still very rough around the edges

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      The edges are not rough. They are smooth and greasy.

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    If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      Like a Doritos meat stick

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        That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

        Or a Dogjerk…

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          Call it a “Tyson Meat Processor’s sweat n’ spicy Jack Link’s wiener bun Doritos meet stick”

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sour pickle

  • Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world
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    “More Wiener than bun. Half the carbs and whole of the dog.”

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