Obligatory Garfunkel and Oates:
Oh, it did happen! Melania married an ass.
They really are just baffled by the concept of consent, aren’t they?
Rush Limbaugh: “What are you going to do, call some kind of rape police?”
…yet!
Confront a republican with this and they will say the reason it didn’t happen is the valiant republican continued fight for decency and moral values (while only slightly molesting kids - human and goat).
Me, in my furry costume:
OwO
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Never make promises you can’t keep.
That’s certainly why I’m never getting married again.
that was just wishful thinking
…yet. /s
No shit
Why is no one pointing out that they lied?
Perhaps this is one of the rare times where we can just take the W in the sense that society managed to move beyond such a stupid sentiment without it needing that much criticism?
Sure, there are still people out there dumb enough to believe that shit. But they are such a minority at this point that digging this argument up from the dead to be criticized is a waste of time
Yea, what’s up with that? I guess I’ll never get to marry my sweet Petunia. 🐄
