The choices are rather limited, but it’s fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in…"Are you a ‘Gardens of Babylon?’ ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.
It’s Greek.
Literally astrology lmao
astrology except you pick your starsign to fit your personality instead of the reverse, I guess
We have a term for this. It’s called “making stuff up”
if you’re none of these you might be φ-male
This needs far more upvotes than it has. Maybe people aren’t familiar with the correct pronunciation of that letter?
It’s just the same angry guy with 6 different styles.
Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman
Where’s the Ligma Male?
Out ligging some balls
Idk wtf a “gamma male” is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.
Seriously? Not a single Brave New world reference??!!??
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse.”
I guess the people who identify themself as “<insert Greek letter here> male” don’t bother about books much.
Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that
This alpha sigma omega bs is just astrology for men
/ the new Meyers-Briggs Personality Test. It’s literally an ego toy, something you use to enhance the narrative that you tell yourself about yourself.
ego toy
Thanks for the new term!
MBPT is the corporate astrology
So what is OCEAN? Bare-eye astronomy?
Well, Star Ocean is a decent JRPG series
I am a delta male. I have so many white shirts and so many white shirts that are to dirty to wear.
Does anyone read into this bollocks?
May as well measure my head.
May as well measure my head.
You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people’s faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.
It’s real fucking weird.
It’s just a listicle for the alt right male. No different than the witch Disney princess are you, or the Myers Briggs crap.
At this point I would be unsurprised if it was all LLMs just pumping them out.
Somebody had to come up with the image themselves. It is too clean and consistent to be ai generated. Headline could be ai, but these sorts of headlines existed before ai, too, and are not hard to vomit out by a human. The article (if there even is one) is prob AI.
15M views
Remember that four letter thing that was who you were? Like I for intelligence etc. This kind of crap have always existed, like horoscopes!
MBTI
It’s honestly more rooted in psychology than any of this crap is. It’s easy to tell whether you lean introverted or extroverted. This crap is just Neo-Nazi eugenics
They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.
Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.
They’d all look a lot better if they smiled more
They look like a reunion of Jordan Peterson’s unfuckable family tree.
alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker
