Hmmm analog nudes and porno

• With another person(s), that would actually be called having a sexual relationship :P
• With pictures, well, if I recall correctly one has found erotic paintings in Pompeii (destroyed in 75 AD). So, yeah, pornography or at the very least eroticism is kinda older than your average youporn clip watched on a phone ;)

Not as old as Pompeii, not by much some could say, people used to read erotic magazines when I was kid (I knew where my dad kept his hidden) and used to watch video tapes which were like the modern youporn but offline, without ads, without tracking and without any need to use a VPN or to be able to prove your age…

This is good, but how do I keep my data safe from cats?