The vaxx did kill you. You’re in hell. This is hell. Welcome to hell.
I does explain a lot
I’ve heard from a reliable source that people who get the COVID vaccines are likely to die within 100 years
100 percent mortality within 150 years of getting the jab. Why is this not bigger news!
Same for people who’ve drunk tap water! Makes me wonder what they’re really putting in our water…
“they will press a button and the vaxx toxins in your blood will activate to slowly kill you until the age of 100”
I heard there may be trace remnants of dihydrogen monoxide in them, which is commonly found in people who die around age 100.
this chemical is extremely dangerous when ingested in large amounts.
It’s an industrial solvent!! Can you believe they’re putting that in the vax??
I low effort meme’d your low effort meme
We can say with absolute certainty that 100% of people who were vaccinated will die.
Only about 94% of all people who ever lived died so far, so that’s far from conclusive.
Insanely enough, this is actually a valid point lol
I took the stat from xkcd (93%, oops!), so your comment is pretty much on brand.
Only if they breathe oxygen tho
I mean, even if they don’t…
Some might have to die twice then
“The vax will kill you in 100 years, give or take a few decades”
Well, some estimates suggest that we may be over the “hump” of life extension. That is, there are some that say that some young people alive today will live long enough for short term life extension medicine/procedures, which will let them live long enough to see the next advancement, and so on forever. They may even live to find a way to transcend this physical universe.
It is conceivable that some of the people vaccinated might not die.
I, very unfortunately, had a major health issue after being vaccinated. Of course, it had nothing to do with the vaccine, but try telling that to my anti-vax family members.
My uncle died after getting vaccinated. He was run over by a bus.
plot twist: the vaccinator was driving the bus.
Well, they had a promise to keep.
If you had the covid vaccine, you’re going to die in a year. Which year exactly is not clear, but we’ll definitely be in a year when you die.
I’ve got some vegan/anti-vax friends and they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate (based on the very early testing when it was apparently given to very ill people, on their deathbeds). Zero evidence that the vaccines were the cause.
Don’t take the vaccine! It will kill you.
4 or so years later and we are still waiting for literally billions of people to just drop dead, all those people that took the vaccine.
Any day now…
But really, if it killed 100% of people that quickly I’m sure we’d have seen it by now.
Big Pharma is concealing that you’re dead through their control of lamestream media.
This friend of mine used to work on site at Big Pharma.
He must know things.
Hell, I used to do work for them and other Big Pharma… they might have gotten to me and I never knew it.
My mother knew somebody who “worked at Pfizer and said he would never ever get that vaccine”.
He was a low level accountant on a minor department of a regional branch, but the acceptance bias is strong on the elderly right wingers.
I did some work at a major car manufacturer years ago and one of the staff told me after she saw how they made one of the cars she would NEVER drive that band again.
She worked in the IT department and she said they just glue the panels onto the inside of the doors.
Well… yes. This was in the 80’s and 90’s and it was a cheap little car and my car at the time was made the same way.
A metal door and the very thin panel on the inside was clipped and glued into place. The panel is literally nothing other than cosmetic trim and noise dampening. If it came off, nothing would happen.
It’s not like the wheels or outer panels were being glued on so her fears were not really founded on anything in my opinion. Just because she worked there doesn’t mean she has insight knowledge that made her an expert on whether someone should drive their cars or not.
they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate
Just wild to me that there are people who would believe something like this… Just… what? Why?
well, technically speaking, 100% of people who take the vaccine will die. But 100% of the people who don’t take the vaccine will too. Just sooner.
100% of people who drink water die.
#BanHydrogenDioxide!
NGL, I want this as a sticker for my water bottle.
Edit: I really should search for these things first: https://www.amazon.com/DHMO-Dihydrogen-Monoxide-Warning-Sticker/dp/B0714PZL1Q
oh, i was close
Right… But I was more referring to what the person actually meant rather than just looking for some clever retort.
Also, the comment I replied to said “kill rate.” So that doesn’t even apply does it. No grey area, they literally claimed that the vaccine will kill 100% of the people who take it. Just pure brain rot.
I know. I was agreeing with you :)
Vaccines BAD! so I believe anything bad I hear about vaccines!
I’m pretty sure that being vegan is not relevant to the statements mentioned…
Ah, I should explain. But correct, I shouldn’t really include that.
I mentioned the veganism bit because they try and lecture me on my eating habits in addition to lecturing me on vaccinations.
They’d often bring up diet while we game and then when Covid hit their comments flipped over to anti-vax.
So they are annoying and imposing of their beliefs on others, there’s plenty of those in both aisles 😅
Yes, and it gets a bit much at times.
I think that sometimes it comes from good intentions, as in they think they are helping by suggesting a healthy way to live to me, but it is 100% unsolicited and comes across as condescending. This pair are the kind of vegans that give them a bad name and doing more damage than good. If I had questions and wanted advice, I’d ask. I don’t want to be talked down to.
I have nothing against vegans and veganism, it’s their choice, but they should also respect my choices and not try and guilt me into their way of life. They have told me before that I cannot like animals if I am not vegan.
They’ve sent me pages and pages of ‘information’ to me when I mentioned I was heading to bed early because I was tired. Oh! An opportunity for them to lecture me! And a lot of what they send me is never information that has been studied, peer reviewed and widely accepted. It’s always some some random YouTuber or blogger that echos their ideas and ideals.
So I have been getting bombarded with anti-vax topics from them as well as veganism.
They do also push organic on me, which I do somewhat agree is better for you, but also not everyone can afford to buy only organic food and products. Also, some modified crops are required to survive certain environments and without them I am sure many additional people would have starved by now without these crops.
Yeah, they sounds exhausting. At some point I would block them…
They’ve… changed. Another friend of ours have noticed it as well and has been distancing himself.
I don’t keep in constantly contact with them these days, but I’ll play games with them at times but I share zero information with them. Seems like I am opening myself up for a lecture.
Sometimes they’ll ask me what I had for dinner and I just reply with ‘Noooooooooope!’.
It feels like a trap when they ask me that, so I refuse to answer. Not great having to be on constant alert around friends.
I play a lot more with our mutual friend now, he is quite chill.
There’s quite a bit of crossover between “vegan” and “crunchy new age woo woo alt-medicine”
And there’s a huge overlap with conservative and antivax, and not much with conservative and vegan.
In any case, them being vegan is not relevant for the anecdotal example.
Up until COVID, anti-vax was a new-age lefty take. You’d usually hear it from the crystal healing types who try to avoid “chemicals”. A ton of those folks were also vegan.
AWKWARD
They are attributing the symptoms of sickness to the side-effects of the vaccines
I keep getting vaccinated hoping to die and now I never get sick! Wtf! Argh!
right? I got vaxxed thinking “I’ll be dead in 1 year” and 4 years, I’m still alive. why though? RIPPED OFF.
Exactly. I’m starting to think Conservative Christian fascist Trumpers aren’t that smart! Hmph!
It’s because I get boosters every year, it pushes it back or something
It’s like breathing. Ever since your first breath at birth, each additional one just postpones your death by 5 minutes.
Is it cumulative?. I’ve been breathing every 10 seconds for 40 years, either I stop now or I’ll be there for the hear death of the universe.
Unfortunately it’s capped, people have been trying to glitch through but no go so far
If only they were right
I know it’s hard to believe, but all side effects of the vax went away instantly with self medication. Covid by the other hand…i want vengeance over that thing believe me.
When people write “vax” I interpret it as a gamertag like xXx_vaxxxxxx_xXx
Ooo so scary!
At some point I wonder if the crazies will kill me to proudly proclaim that they were right about the vaccine all along.
