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Whit House Correspondent
Fox Mews
Chanel
Liver from Harvard University
The details are fantastic lol
Braking Mews
Don Detray-Torr - Whit House Correspondent
And the whole ass fine print under it that I’m too lazy to copy
NADSAQ lol
Lol that’s the best
check the author name in the byline, too
The watermarks, “@Mrs Putin.” LOL! That mofo better be the first to sign up if the shit hits the fan.
Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮
@jballs Ha ha ha…
Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.
You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it’s a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!
Stop there though and don’t molest underage girls
Or, if you prefer a method that doesn’t involve shutting yourself. Just say you’re trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna… you’re trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military
never worked for Corporal Klinger.
Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?
The klinger method!
Barron has not aged well. He’s got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.
It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.
He won’t.
You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.
The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.
aside:
Foxes don’t mew. They bark, kinda. It’s one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.
edit: hm, apparently “mew” doesn’t mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.
“Mew” is the sound a kitten makes. “Mews” can mean a building in which to keep one’s trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.
Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3
Shriek, foxes shriek.
Wouldn’t bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they’re long enough, you’re basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.
Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic
Funny, that… you’ll be shocked by the reason!
He’s half Slav half slob
Slab.
See you on the front lines, boys.
Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o
So, he is unfit for the selective service?
Say the correspondent’s out loud.
