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RandAlThor to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

RandAlThor to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
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    Putin’s agent?

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    Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.

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    The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

    so he’s gonna impeach trump?

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    he’s a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump’s earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.

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    I can hear the MAGA crowd saying “but at least he’s a white male”

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    I know I feel safer already.

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      You know who to thank

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        This is so cursed

      • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        why don’t you wear a suit?

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          fishing

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    Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

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    Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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    Are you sure this guy didn’t star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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      Star in, no. Was the clumsy villain, I think so.

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      That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.

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    Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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    Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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    Iran approves this message.

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    Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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    Great, another face I want to punch.

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    gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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      Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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        if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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