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RandAlThor to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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RandAlThor to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago
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Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
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    I know I feel safer already.

    • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world
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      You know who to thank

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    Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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    Are you sure this guy didn’t star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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    Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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    Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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    Iran approves this message.

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    Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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    seems reasonabl

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    Why didn’t he just appoint a horse?

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    Great, another face I want to punch.

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    gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

    • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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        if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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    Nut coddler face

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    trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a “coup” against him.

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      thrives on incompetance

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        I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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          For all intensive purposes, I could care less, but it peaked my interest and I waited for replies with baited breath.

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          This hz 2 reed

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            On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I’m working on becoming a worse righter.

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              At least tree fiddy

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    Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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    Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

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