I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.
“I am completely. Out. Of ammo.”
slumps down.
“…that’s never happened to me before.”
Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it’s not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn’t.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?
Royal with cheese
I am not the messias!
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Inconceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
OH HAI MARK.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”
“37.”
Who wants a mustache ride?
Cool Beans
movie
Hot Rod
The Dude Abides
Donny, please…
Hows the smut businesses Jackie?
I wouldn’t know Dude I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.
Yeah, which ones Log Jammin?
