• doctortofu@reddthat.com
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    2 days ago

    I keep saying that, but you know what else is an “obstacle to investigations”? Door locks. And window blinds. And envelopes that don’t let you read the letters inside. And clothes - you can hide a bomb under them!

    We should definitely all get ankle bracelets that will constantly transmit our location and record audio/video of everything we do so that we’re not an obstacle to any investigations… How else would benevolent agencies like Europol keep us (AND OUR CHILDREN!!!) safe?

  • Geodad@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    You mean they might have to leave their desks, touch grass, and actually visit the donut shop in person?

  • ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org
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    I want the real terrorists be solved for good, but they are in the Commission, the Europol, and the so called “HLG”, so they are practically untouchable.