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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 12 days ago

Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary

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Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 12 days ago
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BALTIMORE—As public schools across the country increasingly face budget shortfalls, educators like Patricia Harper, a fifth-grade teacher in Baltimore, have reportedly found it more necessary than ever to provide their own salaries. “I’m committed to coming into this classroom every day and helping my students learn, but in order to do this, I’m now required […]
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    The Onion has been in rare form recently

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      Reality keeps raising the bar on how outlandish the story needs to be in order to clearly be satire.

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        This humor inflation is unsustainable.

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          Wait until the humor tariffs kick in…

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