Those bricks take time.

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    What version of this story did you read?

    All three houses are finished by the time the wolf arrives.

    The story goes the first two pigs were lazy and while the 3rd pig worked to build his brick house, the other two fucked about and danced or whatever, even teased the third pig in some iterations.

    The first two pigs got their asses saved by their brother who actually worked hard to do it right. The first two weren’t valiant, they were lucky.

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    Inasked chat gpt about the fourth fifth …7.8.9 pig. Wow theyre were on the mooon

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        My ChatGPT didn’t get to space, but this was the response asking about the 4th through the 9th pig:

        The 4th pig, clever and resourceful, decided to build a house made of metal beams and concrete. When the Big Bad Wolf came huffing and puffing, he couldn’t blow down the strong structure. The 4th pig invited his siblings inside for safety.

        The 5th pig was an adventurer and built a house on a high tree branch. The wolf couldn’t reach it, and they all lived safely above the ground.

        The 6th pig was a bit eccentric and built a house out of giant balloons. The wolf couldn’t blow it down, but he accidentally popped a balloon, sending him floating away in the sky.

        The 7th pig was an artist and created a house from colorful, indestructible materials. The wolf gave up and went away, unable to destroy it.

        The 8th pig was a tech genius and designed a futuristic, robot-guarded house. The wolf’s attempts were thwarted by high-tech defenses.

        The 9th pig was environmentally conscious and built an eco-friendly house out of sustainable materials. The wolf, realizing the error of his ways, decided to change his diet and became a vegetarian, befriending all the pigs.

        And so, the 4th through 9th pigs each found their unique ways to outsmart the Big Bad Wolf, and they all lived happily ever after, fostering a sense of cooperation and innovation in their piggy community.

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          The wolf, realising the error of his ways, decided to change his diet and become a vegetarian, befriending all the pigs.

          Aren’t wolves like unable to process plant based foods? Like, they eat grass in order to vomit or something?

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            No they can eat and digest plants. They’re facultative carnivores, not obligate carnivores.

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          “The wolf couldn’t blow it down, but he accidentally popped a balloon, sending him floating away in the sky.”

          Average 16th century fairy tale