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It was Bono’s dad
My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
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``Doesn’t seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it’s probably someone with cholera
I am currently in process. Haven’t stopped pooping for 17 years.
That’s probably why the YMCA won’t let you in.
You should see a doctor for that
The doctors made me this way I’m not sure what they’re gonna do to help
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Fisting with IBS, hey?
I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.
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I’ve never fisted or been fisted but the size of some of my Bad Dragon dildos prolly counts
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That’s fair! Dynamic shape is cool, but so are knots and flares!
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Yep. Opened that and immediately exited it.
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Yo wtf. You warned me but I could not have anticipated that.
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On any other day it would have been the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day.
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A real man would only use the power of their cock.
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That escalated fist.
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Rookie numbers
OP is full of shit.
How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?
The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fecesNormal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf
Radius = 0.75 cm
Density = 1.06 g/cm³
Mass = 3,500,000 g
Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³
Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²
Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km
So 18.7km or 11.6 miles
Type 4 Bristol scale or are we talking some other stool types
It’s log scale.
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Irrelevant. We roll them into ISO standard poo diameter after excretion
Mom look im finally above average
Those are rookie numbers!
3 and a half metric shit tons.
I feel like I’m trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.
I’m going for the high score
I need a visual
Of what, a metric shit-ton?
🤣
A metric half shit-ton.
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