Today’s big busy day: puppy pictures x infinity, the sweater she bought from costco last week, affiliate links, creating the exact same bikini and mean comments post as every single other one she has ever made. Wow, time to couch rot, Turdie, you must be exhausted!!
2.5 million followers and no one jumping to the opportunity to adopt this poor dog and give it a forever home?? Hmmm
Why hasn’t she told us about the puppy’s toe???
I just seen he may need another toe amputated and they are concerned about his jaw.
She hasn’t said shit! Like I’m wondering why he needs a feeding tube?
And that poor baby’s tongue looks soooo dry. I hope they’re taking care of that, I assume there needs to be some sort of maintenance for that.
I noticed that today as well. Hope they take care of it before it gets worse
There is zero indication that bird 🧠priorities anyone else’s needs over creating content! That dog should not be with her!
Not too many have the affordability to care for a high needs, vulnerable dog, especially in this economy. Totally to your point of her follower count and how the organization probably thought it would be an easy sell, given the optics of her “following”, but also tone deaf with somebody with her financial stability, trying to pawn the dog off to somebody with a bleeding heart, but empty bank account.
Maybe she should adopt the dog??? Influencers always asking the populous to do what they don’t do themselves. Get free things…then ask you to buy them so they make money. Here’s all the cats and dogs you should adopt. But not me, you do it. Always trying to stand in a position of favor like they are sharing it with you. No thanks.
These bloody influencers literally invented virtue signalling!! They all make me sick pledging to us ACTUAL WORKING citizens when they get flown around the globe for free and get free everything. Disgusting world we are living in.
I don’t think she should adopt the dog, only because it deserves SO much better but she can definitely afford to pay for it’s vet bills and care. Why doesn’t she do that? She doesn’t care.
THIS!!! She’s always pushing these poor cute little animals up for adoption, well why doesn’t she adopt one of them? Most of her following probably don’t have close to the amount of money, space or resources she has. Yet she wants to look like the hero in the end when someone adopts the animal because SHE brought attention to it 🙄
Comments on the rescues page are asking her why she doesn’t adopt. “She travels to often”. But here…you do it while I travel.
Lmfao. Travels too often to Disney. Her husband is a stay at home dad.
He gets to grocery shop during working hours. That’s a tough job!
Travels too often…but has another dog and kids…kkkkkkkkkk
Right!
This is hilarious lmfao. Really? Highlights for that damn inanimate porch decoration you dress up??? And why does Gabriel’s photo have to be the stupid Disney dog. Why not an actual picture of him? I would not be able to associate with her if I knew her in real life. What a lunatic
Sports illustrated as a highlight? Isn’t her whole shtick about our bodies being vessels and the least important things about us…??? But ya…highlight your 1 time Knix deal with SI. So important! She’s just nauseating.
I don’t follow her and have pledged to myself to stop watching her stories now forever after the reprehensible way she’s treating that vulnerable dog. It makes me too sad to see from afar.
Please inform me if 🍋 makes it to JK. I have a vested interest in her getting the F out of that house and attending school.
Signing off.
I think 🍋 will be getting dropped off at Nanas house instead of school sadly.
Didn’t close the gate properly. Shocking.
Shame on the organization for letting this stupid family take on this pup
Riveting
Hopefully their neglect is not why the poor pup ended up having to stay at the vet.
That poor baby is better off at the vet than at birdies. Couldn’t it be dangerous with the chickens and their 💩 especially since he’s special needs
She’s not fit to care for anyone other than herself and she can’t even do that right 🤦🏻♀️ she reeks of desperation!
Can’t read simple washing instructions regarding the dog bed 🤡 so brain dead.
I can’t believe they let her have the puppy back after he had a toe amputated. She has fowl in her yard! That dog should not be in a yard with chickens/fecal matter after having a toe removed! How could they let this happen
Well. They just exposed themselves for truly not giving a shit and would rather clout chase a fake influencer, over putting the needs of a vulnerable animal first. AND after people messaged them out of concern too. How gross
So….what happened the dog suddenly needs “a little toe surgery”???
Alicia’s brand trip - there’s NO way birdshit isn’t jealous
Where are they going the June Motel?
I’m curious…I noticed that she posted her S+T collab when Alice posted hers and the podcast with The June lady just as Alice is headed there. Is that a coincidence or is this management that controls these things?
The June Motel seems to be right up Shines ass. Peony is working on Fallon’s event coming there this month as well.
Poor kid. I am all for teaching children to love and respect animals but this poor kid has no real life friends her age. Her entire life is a Disney movie thanks to these two lazy idiots.
The fact every morning is wake up and watch another movie or videos on YouTube when she should be going to preschool/daycare to interact with other kids instead of staring at a screen. Like she spends so much of her day just watching a screen, her parents are truly failing her.
The only “friends” she has are her moms influencer friends kids and even that is just transactional for both parents involved. They both get a cute video for content here and there of their kids interacting and they don’t see each other again for MONTHS. While L then proceeds to talk to a cat or shadows on the wall or a made up animal in her hand. Very very sad.
🐦 if you are reading this (and it seems like you are) take your child on a play date or to the park and film it so we know this child is getting some kid friendly activities. Sign her up for a sport or camp or art class over the summer. Take her to the library. Practice her letters and sounds with her. Teach her how to swim or ride a bike to the best of her ability.
She goes on and on about not being able to “afford” putting her older kids in anything when they were younger. How one had to “sell” art to be able to do gymnastics. Now she’s has all of the disposable income and won’t put L in anything. She’s not learned or grown as a parent. Shes so awful.
The library, bike riding and going to the park are all free! There’s no excuse. There was no excuse even with her older kids, who despite not having enough money to do activities did seem to make it to Disney world! Glad to see 🍋 was filmed outside with other adults trying to swing a golf club that wasn’t the right size for her though.
If she’s really lucky she’ll get a trip to Market Fresh, Simply Wonderful or Homesense with a camera strapped to her forehead. It’s been too long.
Maybe a walk later with the camera attached to her as well!
This. Why is your kid watching YouTube of Disney rides first thing in the morning? Why is your 4 year old kid watching YouTube at all?
My child is also age 4 (a year older though, in JK). I’m very familiar with this age bracket. I can’t think of another kid that has been socialized like this. Sure, there are some Disney adults who share that passion with their young children. Of course, lots of kids like Disney characters and movies. But do they throw on YouTube to show other people riding rides at a theme park right before school? No! Like it so weird.
Please read to your child. She’ll be so behind when she gets to school. Does this kid know the alphabet and her sounds? Or is she going to get to school and just pretend to be Moana all day?
Right. Why does everything she does have to be Disney. It’s weird af
Are these people in constant Disney consumption and other extremely repetitive behavior so they can check out of reality or what?
The only thing birdbrain reads is instagram comments.
Not true l! She also likes to read American Eagle reviews to see if she is mentioned regarding those bloody jeans she doesn’t shut up about. Then she shares it to IG so everyone knows how awesome she is!
Was this her going on about how groundbreaking it is that she’s using gasp brown mascara??? She babbles on about the most ridiculous and irrelevant things. Like who gives a shit. She’s clearly done for because she has NOTHING to talk about so she just chooses some boring topic and goes on about it for multiple stories.
You nailed it! I was rolling my eyes so hard. She is so superficial. The biggest thing in her life is changing up her makeup. She she spend a little more time working on what’s going on within.
And now today she’s chosen to babble on about Sharknado. I can’t believe people follow this person lol.
And comparing it to….hesitating to post something to socials. “What are you sitting on”? No, the rest of us are not even worrying about what we post onto social media. Ever. Your reality isn’t real. And the fake dramatics like this is really something we should all be thinking about. We could all be on the cusp of having a viral video you guys! Go for it! She sounded like someone on the stage of an MLM conference.
She definitely stole that analogy from someone. I can’t deny, it definitely sums her up. Absolute shit content with a completely fake made up storyline and somehow still has a cult following just like the movie.
It’s so blurry and low quality lmfaooooo 💀. How she thinks this is excusable in 2025’s age of technology is so embarrassing
Her career is dead. She knows it too. Her posts prove it.
Brands are rushing to partner with this woman, who posts the same selfie in the same mirror and who lets people know about products at a store almost everyone shops at because she thinks it’s cute. It’s so embarrassing just typing it out.
Doesn’t seem like they are rushing anymore 🤞🏻. No free pant haul that she’ll never wear again from Old Navy. No fupa hanging out while she steps into the latest Reitmens collab. No Strawberry picking on the farm in Roots.
She seems to only have Knix, cat treats and affiliate links. I wonder what her big exciting things are?!
Don’t forget chickens lol
Where is that Bee knee tat?
My heart is broken for this poor sweet child. Literally just ASKED HER MOTHER if she could go to school!!! Birdshit open your god damn eyes! Your child is begging for interactions with kids her age 💔
This broke my heart too. She probably wonders why other kids are going to preschool or daycare etc and get to be with other kids while she spends the day inside with NK or looking at the tv. Birdie’s answer didn’t convince me that she’s even going to go in the fall. What a shame. They’re failing her and it’s pathetic. I swear Birdie has been waiting for a call for Lemon to model or act and the call hasn’t come but she can’t let go of the dream so she just keeps her at home anyways to make content and hope someone notices.
The other video of lemon looking at herself in the mirror and so obviously copying her mother was also VERY sad and disturbing. Her mother is teaching her that looking in the mirror all the time and making faces and moving your body into different positions is the most important thing. All this girl learns all day is looking at yourself in the mirror and looking at a TV. What a sad life.
The desperation to post her to the internet even when she can see her posing in the mirror and asking so excitedly to go to school is awful. Exposing your children’s vulnerabilities is one thing but letting the world see that your 4 year old is mimicking an InFluEnCeR 🥴 body check in the mirror is so very sad.
And the big sighs. … what was that?! Her mother’s reaction to her non filtered reflection??
Send this child to school in the fall OMG! I missed the story. But that ENRAGES me. This little girl very clearly needs to go to school for so many reasons - most importantly that she wants to!
Ok - also. I want to be very careful with this next comment. I remember 🐦 sharing personal medical information re: 🍋 a few years back, which is appalling that you would put that on the internet about your child. Anyway, the gist of it, without fully repeating it, is that the child had a delay in one area, such things are common in young children, and they were seeking early intervention. It seemed like appropriate steps were being taken (other than telling us all about it).
But I noticed she NEVER filmed L during this time period and only took still photos, which was so odd given her usual sharing habits. And, she only starting filming her again after it seemed like the issue was resolved.
Do you think maybe 🐦 is not sending L to JK because she doesn’t want anyone else to observe her child and/ or possibly tell her that the child needs more support etc.? Is she that sinister?
I thought about that and wonder the same thing. I suspect that she also doesn’t want 🍋 to be sick all the time and put a damper on her life/travel/opportunities. I think she also thinks that she’s a fucking celebrity and that 🍋 shouldn’t be in mainstream school (which has some degree of truth). At the end of the day 🍋 is sheltered and not thriving. Her parents can well afford to put her in a private school but they’re both literal idiots. I also agree with another member here that shitbird is likely holding out for a casting call for 🍋.
Crazy. Well she’s not a celebrity - many public schools in Toronto have actual celebrities children (children of raptors/nhl players, children of multimillionaire business heirs etc.) I’m sure no one would even recognize 🍋. Other than the people in the group, no one even knows who 🐦 is! :)
So what’s the plan? NanaK home school? I’m honestly so mad.
SO true! I didn’t even think about local NHL, NBA, business heirs etc.
I can’t imagine what excuse she could possibly have to not send her to jk.
Birds seemed hesitant to answer.
Her answer was very dismissive
This is riveting content! I’m sure she’s not missing Swim week at all
Posted this because she looked slim and to act like mother of the year, boring.
Teaching her daughter to find her reflection and pose… Cool
Any word on what was more important?
We have to stay tuned until next week - it was delayed a week (allegedly)
5 minutes later, probably: another selfie in a different room of the house. So riveting!!! No wonder thousands follow her everyday!!! 💀💀💀💀
Good luck with that!
Just like that BIG job she applied for months ago…
I’ve been wondering what happened to that BIG job
She should probably just pursue a cleaning company!
LoL
Is that UNDER the dresser? I guess hoarding is more hot girl shit?
The way she starts crying 😂 I can’t imagine how she would cope with any sort of real life problems.
It’s 2025 - who is telling us life is over as we age and change shape? No one, and anyone who is, is not worth anything. And Birdshit is one of those worthless people saying this crap as tho it’s true to make others feel small. Bird is the one chasing youth like it’s a trophy.
When she talks about these old lies it says a lot about her mental state or about the home she was raised in. Her beliefs or her messed up world view is just sad.
I’ve literally never heard or been made to feel like getting older means you’re not worthy. Who’s telling her this?! Her parents??
Like that reporter said…she monetizes insecurity that’s made up in her sick world.
Here whole schtick makes her look her age and older. Everything she talks about is in a past that many many have moved on from. She’s stuck and she sounds like an older lady saying all of those things. But she dug her own rut and digs her heels down even further when she lies. I wonder what Christian Birdie thinks of today’s Birdie. Because she’s the woman I’m sure she punched down on back then.
All of this. Gen Z isn’t obsessing over this shit and neither is Gen Alpha. Her BS couldn’t be more Gen X/Millennial if she tried (and most women in those gens have moved on from this crap as more important, meaningful and fulfilling priorities in life presented themselves).
Exactly!
She’s insane.
She’s 40. Her career is over. She needs to realize that. Influencer culture has moved away from whatever the hell it is she’s doing.
Lmfao who is she kidding?
Tell 🐦 💩 to watch Straw on Netflix and then get back to the internet with her single mom sob story bullshit. She has no idea what some of us have gone through as an actual single mother, which she never was. Ever.
THIS!! I left my ex husband with my three kids, $67 in the bank, and a backpack of clothes and because I was depleted from 20 years of trauma, and too exhausted to fight anymore I let him keep the house, the truck and all the furniture. I had to start over with literally NOTHING while watching him continue to financially prosper, so she can fuck right off with her bullshit single mom sob story. She’s fucking insufferable.
She was NEVER a single mother. She was a woman who birthed children and wasn’t in a current relationship. FULL STOP
She never lived alone with her kids ever! She had her parents, then Shane moved in.
Just sitting in the driveway filming herself 🤡
She’s trying so hard and it’s just obviously embarrassing. All her reposts for SI and no one even gives a fuck. She’s done. She is losing her damn mind
Does SI follow her on Instagram?
SI swim does not follow Birdie.
That’s so funny… also so embarrassing since she acts like she’s an actual SI model
No clue. I’m blocked.
What an exciting Sunday
Couldn’t post this pic on the Reddit page but this photo looks so weird to me???
She’s really going on about being a Kn*x model, she’s gotta make sure we all know she’s still getting jobs lol. But she isn’t getting the job she really wants (SI model).
Being a Knix “model” in 2025 is the equivalent of being a Sears catalogue model in 1980
I’d still give the Sears girls more respect, they at least had modeling agents.
This comment is amazing 😂😂
Lmfao. Right!
She is also sucking in so hard that her shoulders are tensed right up to her ears lol
Very weird! Knix is all she’s got and I still think it looks like pitty photoshoots.
Ozempic got her this body and she’s so proud of it. She’ll never admit to it though as she still says she got lip filler 5 years ago…lmao.
Ok does anyone have insight on this? I’m confused. She looks thirty pounds heavier with a completely different body in the Iceland pics. In the latest Knix photo shoot she looks much thinner and that wouldn’t be a filter, right? So does she claim she lost weight or what’s the explanation?
I’m quite positive she’s never addressed it because she knows she’ll lose followers. She’s been lying, using filters all this time and pretending that her body “ebbs and flows” naturally (I’m sure it does but not to this degree).
That’s not a body to be proud of. She looks unpropotioned and demented. Kinda like a melted ice cream cone hahHa
She won’t have her ideal body without surgery and knows that (she also knows she can’t because she’s built her platform on “body positivity”).
She’s gon have that surgery eventually and claim it on some hypocrite bs and mental gymnastics to make it look like it was for some other reason than looks or that she was happy without it but bc xyz she had to have it and everyone’s supposed to praise her for it 🤦🏻♀️
That’s not going to work for her; it didn’t work for this other previously flat influencer who got breast implants and said they were for fun but she loved her body anyway. Ok why did you build an entire platform on “body positivity” then?
Yeah actually it would be great if she did it and in that way exposed herself to the rest of the followers who still think she’s somehow sincere and genuine in what she’s doing.
VERY melted.
Where did her Iceland ass go?
These were taken and posted by her weeks apart.
The MOST egregious example.
😂
Lmfao…a knix model…hahah No wonder SI doesn’t want her. Where is her ass?
She’s a period panty “model”. Someone call Anna Wintour, Vogue is missing out on the next great supermodel.