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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago
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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    The guy at table six wants an eggless omelette.

  • chuymatt@startrek.website
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    But, no really

    There are these fantastic fruit edibles that I can get locally that taste amazing and are thus quite deadly. I’ve asked them to make them without pot because I would totally eat them all the time.

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      Thats how it is with the blue raspberry gummies with caffine in them…

  • BoycottPro@lemm.ee
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    Reminds me of this far-right antivaxer who suggested being exposed to a weakened version of the virus to build immunity instead of vaccines.

    https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/q82lqj/_/

  • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
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    I know a way to make alcohol free vodka. Its pretty cheap too.

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    As my ex would say, “you’re pretty when you don’t talk.”

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      My girlfriend says that about me. I’m an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can’t seem to ever shut the fuck up.

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      One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

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      My older sister used to tell me I was funny … funny looking

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I would also recommend trying straight mixer it can be good.

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    In my opinion the term they are searching for is „cookies“.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Gummy bears.

      • Syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        11 hours ago

        brownies

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        8 hours ago

        Bouncing here and there and everywhere.

        • Apepollo11@lemmy.world
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          High adventure that’s beyond compare?

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    Daisy is my kind of girl. These are the kind of banger statements I need to hear more of in my life.

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Sounds like she took some edibles before tweeting this

  • thejoker954@lemmy.world
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    Maybe they mean with the taste of weed but not the pschoactiveness.

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      Ewww why the fuck? Thats the one FLAW of edibles!

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      You can buy cannabis derived terpenes. CBD bud is also an option, but that has a different flavor profile compared to standard THC/THCA bud.

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      CBD, perhaps?

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      That’s what I was thinking, I’ve had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

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        If you prefer the taste of weed to a regular brownie you might be an addict…

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          Don’t think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can’t taste that there’s weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

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            Buddy it’s pretty reasonable of them to assume you meant “edibles that taste like weed, but have no weed in them” since that was the entire point of this comment chain and also the original post.

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              Yeah when i see that, i just assume bot…

          • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It isn’t exactly difficult to get chocolate that tastes like chocolate.

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              Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It’s kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I’ve had, though.

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                ALDI sells some really good salted caramel chocolates.

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        Homebrewing places will sell you hops, that’d probably replicate the flavour without effects

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      CBD edibles?

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    No, no one in the history of humanity has made any edible thing. Not even your mama’s teat.

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