Interviewer: … WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? … ARE YOU NUTS???

(you start juggling four bowling pins)

Interviewer: … ???

(you set the bowling pins on fire)

Interviewer: … You’re hired! … This man has skills!

Sheesh, gotta tag the NSFW content like that!

Now that’s Agile

Bill Gates: hold my beer

I’m impressed if you can operate a standard issue office chair

Here comes a BIG wave!

New image in my head for armchair quarterback.