One of my favorite memes I have saved. Mostly because of the Canadian Tire touque
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Bond-jour hey merci de avoar tchoisy lay service de nousse. Une agan sera bien-tote avek vousse.
I swear it sounds like I am being told to press “douche” instead of “deux” half the time.
Most annoying is when you have to call a Quebec business, and they have a 5 minute recording in French followed by “for English, press 3”… Especially when they also say that in French.
Oh geez. Like, we could have seen this meme a hundred times or a thousand times eh?
“We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our cultural mosaic.”
Forgot to start with “Hello, bonjour”.
Québec Janeway vous salue…
Do Australian Borg next
Oi, we’re the Aussie Borg, mate. Boomerang your Sheila’s and Joey’s over this way, and we’ll all be Hugh Jackman, yeah?
Ya gon’ be assimilated whether ya like it or not ya cunt!
Anyone remember when the Québéc govt wanted to mandate that the hold music on govt phone lines had to be by artists from Québéc?
Pretty sure it got cancelled once the suicide hotline started playing nothing but Leonard Cohen and William Shatner tracks.
A-hohn-hohn-hohn c’est drôle!
