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Bappity@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Tom Paris swapped out the coffee program in the replicator for methamphetamine

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Tom Paris swapped out the coffee program in the replicator for methamphetamine

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Bappity@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    I’m sure this will be the extent of his punishment:

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      mfw my buddy gets a promotion to Lieutenant for 300 felony offenses

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  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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    That’s certainly one way to get to Warp 10.

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      Join us next week where Paris swaps it out for shrooms in: “Star Trek: Discovery Trip(ping Balls)”

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        I’m guessing the strongest drug they were using in the 23rd century with the Original Series was just plain old whisky

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          Ackshually the doc made him a martini.

          (Rewatched it just last week.)

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            Can confirm. Mild amount of mixology at play.

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              This is probably why they changed doctors … the first one was a raging alcoholic

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        • Bappity@lemmy.worldOP
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          don’t tell T’Pol

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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    “He added the white, and I’m not talkin’ Ketracel if you catch my meanin’.”

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      JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE

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    I think it was the other way around

    Janeway had everyone convinced she loved her coffee … but she had built such a strong tolerance to it that she moved onto to meth a long time ago

    The image is her reaction to being served actual coffee again.

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    All hands, we have a new mission: Stripping all the copper wiring in the Delta Quadrant.

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    Maybe she had a good encounter the night before and her eyelashes just stuck a little

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      nice try Paris, 2 months of holodeck waste duty for you

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