• Cyborganism
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    Let HIM come to Canada. Don’t want ICE arresting our newly minted leader.

    • brax@sh.itjust.works
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      Arrest this man 🪗 please. Arrest this man. 🪗🪗. I saw him 🪗 make a Canadian gang sign. You may not have 🪗🪗 seen it 🪗 but I 🪗 did. I’m quite observant like that 🪗. That’s why I’m president, and you’re 🪗 well, I’m not sure who you are. Arrest this man please 🪗.

      [Carney is walked out of the room]

      The 51st 🪗 state will be so happy 🪗 to know 🪗🪗 that I have 🪗 removed a dangerous person 🪗 from their government 🪗. They can thank me 🪗 on X or Truth Social.

      • Cyborganism
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        24 days ago

        With the accordions, I read your whole comment as some kind of folk sea shanty song.

  • kent_eh
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    Trump says he’ll meet with PM Carney at the White House ‘within the next week’

    Trump says lots of things. Very few of them are true.

    The Prime Minister’s Office did not confirm a date for the meeting between the two leaders.

    Yeah, that’s what I thought.

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      25 days ago

      “I’m sorry Comrade Trump, I’m a little busy winning.”

  • CanadianCorhen
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    25 days ago

    Great, we can expect Trump to come up to Ottawa for these discussions!

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      Then we would need to allow a convicted felon in the country. Trump is very clear he wants to “keep criminals out” of the US, we should do the same in Canada.

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        If he left the country and couldn’t get back in because of his lengthy criminal history, I would laugh until I died.

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      Sorry, convicted criminals are not permitted entry to Canada.

  • AGM
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    Trump is so desperate for someone to just make a deal with him.