Set up a camera and then pretend you’re not your daughter’s mother but her playmate. I wonder what happens when she stops recording? It’s time for a nap. L has to be quiet so Birdie can scroll her phone and talk to her followers about how grateful she is for this time? This woman is, once again, making other moms feel they aren’t doing enough for their kid since they can’t take them on individual trips. I want moms to know the best 1:1 times come throughout the day - time in the car, a conversation while they are having a snack, getting them to help fold some laundry and you can have a chat. The best moments aren’t manufactured but come when you pay attention to your child every day and it isn’t some big event!
Imagine setting up the camera to start jumping on the bed with your kid lmfao!!! Why is she pushing the narrative so hard of spending time with her child. That’s what moms do. She’s repulsive in every way. Not to mention the filters used during this video…even the walls are crooked…
Maybe it’s because we’ve spent weeks, no months, talking about how all she does is sit on her ass after her busy days of hair appointments and taking photos in bikinis while her kid plays alone. She didn’t read it and take it to heart she’s worried her followers might of noticed too so she’s doing damage control. Sarah loves herself and praise.
Sure seems like she’s drying up! 🤞🏻
100%
But she’s acting like this is somehow her first opportunity in FOUR YEARS to have 1:1 time, yet she has no actual job. What a slap in the face to working parents that would love to be able to spend every day with their kids.
Her life is just one performance after another and this week she was playing the role of mother with a callback to her role as SI swim suit model. To join the two she added a little story about how she was on the phone telling her daughter she had made the cheer team right before she walked down the runway. To add colour to the story and make her extra special she recounted how her good friend, the famous model, was astounded how she juggles it all! 🤮
Hunter pays zero attention to Birdie. Just for the gram lol
This kid is going to grow up and as an adult need constant vacations, consumption and attention in order to be happy.
It’s so weird. Like you’re being a mom to this girl once in 4 years? Wow good for you! She keeps going on about never spending 1:1 time with her and it just makes her look bad tbh. She does nothing of significance with her days to not spend more 1:1 time with Lemon, lemon doesn’t even go to school so she’s legit available for 1:1 time all the time!!! She has literally every opportunity to do so but she’d rather spend 5 hours at a hair salon tending to her hideous hair, or go to lunch with anyone but her kid, or go to Toronto for the night, or sit on the sofa and stare at herself in her phone for hours etc. Yet I’m sure her loyal followers are in her DM’s telling her how amazing she is for doing this yet it’s her own damn fault she never spends time with her kid.
Exactly this. She continues to shine the spotlight on the 1:1 time, when there are a thousand and one reasons why it could and should have been happening way more often and it for some reason didn’t, and just puts that on display. So daft. But like you said, her idiot followers are probably sobbing over it and SO inspired
This little girl is gonna be so confused when they get home and her mom goes back to ignoring her while she ghosts around the living room in the background of mom’s instagram posts. With her friends dust bunny, dog hair, and invisible cat, of course. 🫤
This comment on the newest Reitman’s collab post on IG 😂
The woman Reitman’s partnered with this year looks like the real deal and the launch had a much more sophisticated vibe than either of Birdie’s.
Facts!!!
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA LOVE TO SEE MORE PEOPLE CALLING HER OUT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
A mom making a statement like this. Your the hobby mom you wanted to be bird and somehow your surprised that you felt love and joy spending time with your kid and that she felt bonded to you? Of course she did….she never has your attention because you’re a selfish hag. Sarah is such a gross example of a mother. And the constant reminder it was a last min decision….Why, so she sounds like a hero of a mother?
I think this story line makes her look horrible and I can’t believe she thinks it’s a winner. She’s telling us she chooses not to spend time with this little girl while they’re at home together but needed her to star in her content since her older sister has opted out. Is Bird going to be butt hurt or relieved when L continues to choose her father or grandmother over her mother once they’re back in the regular routine? Birdie’s flying off soon so L is going to wonder what the heck is going on - her mother made her feel loved for a week and then just leaves again!
Sarah is a narcissist. She puts L on the shelf and takes her down when she needs content—poor kid.
How the other moms’s hang.
I hope Bird gave them permission and inspired them to wear the two piece. I can’t imagine what we would all do without her.
This was posted without a long winded bikini trauma story or any mentions of stretch marks 🤣 can you imagine!
And not a single board short in sight
Right!
Lol right! Notice they are wearing bathing suits that fit their bodies… Birdshit looks awful in what she wears.
Saw this photo! Thought the same thing 🤣I’m sure they find her very inspiring! I kinda want to comment on their phot and ask them what Sarah is like IRL. I’d love their take!!
Do you think they’re all at the same hotel and Birdie is doing her best to avoid them?
No I think they are somewhere else. Possibly not even on a Disney property 🤷♀️
Wow, look at them, all having fun in different types of bathing suits and with different types of bodies. It’s almost.like they don’t need birdbrain to let.them know it’s OK!
I love how this performative knob made the 15 min flight delay the reason for them not getting home until 2am. They will most likely make that time up in the air and what is the big deal about 15 min? Should have booked an earlier flight when you have a 4 year old and a teen that needs to be at school.
She just continues to put on display how dimwitted and selfish she is. I don’t know, but I would think such a late night flight/travelling was probably too much for little L
Mommy’s gotta soak it all in screw the kids!
Bird sneaking a peek at her performance for the gram.
Of course, she made her daughter’s big day about herself, and she walked for SI that time. 🙄
She competes with her daughters and it’s disgusting! Let’s take a minute and think about all the opportunities that came her way after that life goal was achieved. I’m drawing a complete blank! In fact it seems she’s had fewer paying jobs during the last 12 months.
Yup!
Lol cringe!
These videos are no more than disgusting body checking and trying to show off how “small” she is. She’s so gross and such a mind fuck.
I see right through these poses and hand placements. She’s holding her stomach to mimic a small waist. ( Been there, done that ) Also in this picture you can clearly see her apron belly. This is why she places her fanny pack exactly over top her belly. She’s all snake oil. Fake ass bitch through and through. Deceiving and disgusting!
I can spot an ED from a mile away. Every single one of her poses is strategic - she’s a fucking fraud and her idiot fans are blind
Love this.
I know! People are sick of her. She’s acting like she deserves a trophy for doing the least. We all spend time with our kids. We are involved with their hobbies. She’s not doing anything special and the way she’s pushing the idea is actually pathetic. She has nothing to offer the new generation of mothers. She lazy, selfish and toxic. Her content is chickens and Lemon…oh and concrete porch goose…😐🥱🤡
This is so cool!😎
Quite a different body posted from yesterday also she’s in a hotel room with no pets, why the hell is her top this gross?
Completely different body.
I took the exact same screen shot! 😆
Lemon doing to her what we all want to do.
Wonder if she realizes that Lemon just wants her attention? Yet she just keeps yapping to her imaginary friends on her phone. And the video where she’s like “L’s fave thing to do is create chaos in the background of my videos!” This little girl is constantly begging for her attention yet she’s more consumed with her phone to realize it.
You’re right! All kids want and need is time and attention from their parents to thrive. It’s no wonder this child has so many imaginary friends since she always sees her mother just talking to the phone. It broke my heart a little bit in the story where Birdie says a follower decoded something L said and it, of course, relates back to a movie. She’s being raised by screens.
Also sad and scary that her followers can understand her daughter better than she can.
She is just so boring. Here she is on her billionth trip to Disney doing all the same things, eating all the same foods, recycling her stupid fuel rocket. Does anybody care? She’s flaunting spending her Canadian dollars on more useless crap and yearns to buy dolls for herself. We must be near the end of her Influencing career.
Seriously I was just catching up on her stories since I had no power for hours yesterday and there really was nothing of importance to be seen. How can people enjoy seeing her on her millionth Disney trip with the same boring old content while there. This time it’s just a little bit more lemon content sprinkled in to assure everyone she’s an amazing mom and to please all the weirdos who are obsessed with seeing her daughter.
No wonder she’s bleeding followers, people really are getting bored.
Dolls? And yes, definitely on the outs. She has no jobs anymore. She just posts boring content on chickens and body checking while in ill fitting bikinis. She’s a disaster. People are sick of watching someone do the least for society and only post their " lavish" lifestyle that is so unrelatable to the average actual hard working mom who does it all!!! Wait until her Bahamas trip for absolutely nothing other than her posting pic after pic of her outfits, and batting suits that never fit her right…😶🥱🤡
Someone on the Reddit just posted her latest collab post isn’t getting much engagement
I would love to know what she gets paid to be a Pandora partner with these shitty ads and little engagement.
Her ever changing face. Check out the missing tip of her nose. Her hair looks awful.
Doesn’t skin have texture and pores ?
How come the Pandora Instagram page never posts her?
She’s a shady B and a fraud.
Love the picture for this post, lmao! Lucky for L she now has J to hang out with and who will actually pay attention to her. Wonder if she’ll still carry around the imaginary cat now that her sister is there.
Another 439 down. LOL.
Wait, followers, don’t leave, I’m desperate for a GF cinnamon roll recipe !!!
Anything for engagement lol. Google it like everyone else ffs lol
I feel that Youtube video posted on Reddit that called her out should be posted to Instagram reality Reddit, just so it reaches more people lol
Definitely
It’ll be nice to see when it goes it 2.4 million
Right. She’s on cue to buy more bots so…
She hasn’t done anything relevant enough to not make it so obvious she bought bots, with a jump
Is there nobody back at home to send her Chick content or is she over it already? Disney over everything.
We also haven’t seen any FaceTiming Shame content!
