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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

Do you understand how many people 350 million is? How did this worm ridden ball sack float to the top?

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Do you understand how many people 350 million is? How did this worm ridden ball sack float to the top?

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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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    His last name, obviously. His ancestor getting his brains blown out gave him his entire career.

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      Too bad you’d think he had also had his brains blown out

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        More like wormed out

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      Except his ancestor was a Democrat.

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      JFK is not his ancestor, only a relative.

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        His father RFK was also assassinated

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          Damn shame they didn’t keep going.

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    He’s like a walking uncanny valley.

    He’s the uncle in the zombie flick that swore he wasn’t bitten and is starting to turn.

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    Who is this?

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      I’m so jealous of you right now.

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        Lol I recognize the name, just didn’t have a face saved with it. Don’t live in the US 😌

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          I don’t either and I unfortunately recognise him. Although it’s still jarring whenever I hear him speak. I expect him to drop dead mid sentence. That perpetual death rattle is really strange. Like the movie’s longest death scene ever.

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            I do my best to avoid US news because I noticed it was bad for my mental health… And it’s already shit enough without that adding to it.

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      A minor goa’uld administrator

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        goa’uld with a mucus problem.

    • kn33@lemmy.world
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      RFK Jr

      • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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        Thanks

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      deleted by creator

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      -at-ucker -ennedy Jr!

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    He always looks like he’s got his face pressed up against a window

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      His left side face is smaller or droops below the right side.

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    Maybe there’s a reason people keep shooting Kennedys.

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    Because the one who put him there is even dumber.

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    if you think he is bad ; you should see the rest of the people in his party

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      Holy shit! Any idea that the Republicans are anything other than insane bootlickers to even more insane people is insane!

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        He’s a Democrat actually, or was until he went independent.

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      I’m fairly confident saying he’s the worst. He’s the only guy who is both in favor of spreading as many fatal communicable diseases as possible, and in a position to manifest that desire.

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        If those people are dead, it’s easier to steal their social security

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        I think Putin is a worse republican.

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    No knows more about health than a heroin addict.

    All though I’ll go with the bans on the artificial crap and sugar being in everything. But otherwise, he’s a moron.

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    The whole family has brain issues

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    You can see the bear meat worms hard at work

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    To be fair, the vast, vast majority were never really in the running. Were the chances anything close to even, would you expect to have so many at least somewhat well known politicians with his last name?

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    It’s the healthy tan that does it.

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    Money and connections.

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    This is photo evidence real zombies are shambling around the Earth

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