• cm0002@lemmy.world
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    I wish somebody would try to trick him into pushing socialism-but-called-something-else because that would be fucking hilarious lmao

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      Look, with the tariffs going up but insufficient infrastructure to replace the imported goods, it’s only a matter of time before we have backyard steel mills. And with the spread of bird flu, you know they’re going to control it via ‘kill all the birds’.

      For as much as they claim to hate Communist China, they’ll be doing Mao’s greatest hits in no time.

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        6 days ago

        Yeah, but we were hoping for socialism, not commie authoritarian nutjobbery.

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        6 days ago

        you know, i have plans for a backyard propane biorefinery, (it’s like rubber and a bunch of garbage bags and some hose it’s really a lot less complicated than it sounds to build a swamp) i just don’t have the equipment to get it under pressure to put it in my 5 pound white can. hm.

        edit: i just checked and i’m not zoned for it either but i can get an exemption or rezoned i forget the process i really don’t think the hoa will go for it. maybe they’ll go for it if i sell them cheap propane

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    6 days ago

    New foreign policy directive: Waaaaaaaaugh!!!

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    They forgot the part where every media outlet, including NPR, runs pieces saying, “it may not be as crazy as it sounds. It’s really 3D chess, and while it looks like a horrible disaster right now, sometime in the future it might make all of your furniture spontaneously convert to gold! We don’t know, but people are saying it.”

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    Now some people are saying, “Mr. Trump, aren’t Orks a little chaotic?” Folks—we love chaos. We’ve been doing chaos better than anyone for years. But we do it our way. American Waaagh. Controlled chaos. Very organized. The best Waaagh.

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    Vermin Supreme will fight this policy tooth and nail. He will not allow anyone to gum up the works of this great nation. With his pony army and mystic dental arts, he will stop this maddness before cavities take root.

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    I have before me a Great and Wonderful plan to Make America Rich Again! We trade in seashells, all purchases must be made in seashells. I hear there’s a Wonderful Woman named Sally, she sells seashells by the seashore. I have instructed my administration to find this Sally of the seashore and make her head of the treasury!

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    My only and small concern: punny hoomy theet are limited and dont regrow like the ones from the boyyzz

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    I feel way more confident in my ability to get teeth than to get dollars anyway so I’m on board