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You really, really don’t want the whole thing.
No thank you
Make them a territory.
While I would love to be inducted into proper healthcare and the loving embrace of our northern brothers, are you sure you can swallow all that red and not just end up with diarrhea?
Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that “province” would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”
That line is gold.
And true.
Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
I do wish USA was like Canada
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
i don’t want to be in a country with Ohio though
- sincerely, an American
Easy fix: Dig an Ohio-sized hole, fill Lake Erie back up with water and call it the Gulf of Intelligence.
It’ll get renamed to ‘Oh, hi eh!’
Sorry
Hey I’m from Ohio D:
I’m so sorry that you’re from Ohio
Hey now, Cincinnati is great. We got chili, we got King’s Island, we got a museum with dinosaurs and a lot of historical stuff too, we got Graeter’s Ice Cream, not exactly unique to Cincinnati but we have a baseball and football team that we feel very strongly about even if they don’t always meet our expectations, we got one of the best zoos and botanical gardens in the United States, while it’s not technically Ohio, we have the Newport Aquarium right across the river, we got all kinds of stuff!
Including corn. God we love corn.
oh, I’ve heard all about your Cincinnati “chili”
Positive things I’m sure. If you don’t enjoy Cincinnati chili, are you even living??
Right guys? Right??
(We also enjoy regular chili, my company has an annual chili cookoff. Not Cincinnati chili, just regular chili)
Is that the chili that’s kind of like a ground beef and bean soup?
Well not really. It is kind of ground beef soup, with a lot of spices added to give it it’s signature flavor. This chili, spaghetti, and cheese is a three-way. If you add beans in the chili (or onion), then it becomes a four-way (or I guess just… chili with beans in it if you put it on anything else?). If you put BOTH beans and onions in it, then it’s a five-way.
🤮
I have some bad news
Lol, just Ohio?
