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Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.

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I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.

Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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