• Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Storytime folks…

    I worked in the office at a limo company on the office. One day I see this ridiculous black feathered top hat in the office. I pick it up and ask what’s the deal with this?

    “Don’t touch that! Go wash your hands dude! That thing is gross!” My coworker exclaimed

    I ask for more details. It turns out the hat belonged to one Frankie Archione Grande - Ariana’s brother. He apparently was all kinds of fucked up when we picked him up. The driver had some hand sanitizing wipes in the car for passengers to use. I’m guessing Frankie didn’t shower that day, and decided to use the wipes to clear up his mud butt. He wiped his ass with them and left the dirty wipes on the seat. Then in his stupor, leaving the car, he also left behind the hat.

    It’s the only thing I can think of when I hear mention of Ariana Grande for the past like 10 years, so now you too can share in my burden.

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    1 day ago

    Why do celebrities with the amount of money they make, hire the least capable artists?

    • aleats@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I have no horse in this race, but going to the post about a celebrity that has shitty tattoos in the community about shitty tattoos and asking who gives a shit seems like a losing battle to me, given the entire premise of the community is talking about shitty tattoos and the people who have them.

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        22 hours ago

        Be nice if some amount of time was spent on shittyy behavior that actually effects anyone, but god knows that would be BORING

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          16 hours ago

          If that’s what you want why don’t you start your own community instead of being a jerk on one you have no interest in?

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          22 hours ago

          Eh, I’d say let people have their fun, there’s already more than enough discussion abiut serious issues around these parts and sometimes you just wanna laugh at someone’s stupid mistake to feel a bit better about what’s going on.