• BlameThePeacock
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    15 hours ago

    Good. At least some Americans still like us.

    Remember, we’re you’re friend. You have asked for our help many times and we’ve had your back.

    From taking in your people during 9/11 to backing you up against China and Russia.

    From selling you resources to allowing you to show off our best hockey players.

    From buying your goods and services to loaning you Ryan Reynolds.

    Let’s go back to being good neighbours, and drop this asshole trying to start shit between us.

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      13 hours ago

      As an American™, the best thing Canada can do for us as a friend and neighbor, is exactly what you guys have been doing. Smack our hands, ban our goods, and treat us as we behave. Collective humility is the only thing that’s going to end up bringing about change.

      As a friend and neighbor in need, thank you.

      • Drusas@fedia.io
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        10 hours ago

        But remember that we are not your enemies. It’s a minority in power who are.

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          8 hours ago

          There are very few Americans who aren’t confused and outraged at this administration’s treatment of Canada

          It’s like the orange asshole though the snark in the South Park movie was serious

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      15 hours ago

      Most Americans like Canadians. Or are as neutral to them as they are toward someone from, say, Minnesota.

      Edit: And thank you for Ryan Reynolds.

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      13 hours ago

      I’d love that old friends, unfortunately you know how you’ve been making fun of us for having a surplus of cruel morons for a long time now? Yeah I suppose yall may have been more correct than it seemed to us

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        Yeah I suppose yall may have been more correct than it seemed

        We had some distance and luck. It’s like how we fervently hope that the Banker is gonna defeat Milhouse and keep America’s Shirt from getting a stain of its own … but aren’t sure he can.