The depression for fElon is sinking in… don’t stop making fun of him

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    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the guy who just dismantled USAID dooming tens if not hundreds of thousands of people to die through starvation, disease and conflict.

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    Clear answer asshole. Because your a nazi, because your destroying the government and putting people on the street that are civil servants. Not just that but I can’t visit Yosemite because of you. Not just that parks are running in skeleton crew. Way to show our tourist what a shit country we are becoming. There’s plenty of dislike there buddy. Spazz out and take a hit.

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    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” - That is very oddly phrased. He is very aware that he is hurting people, but tries to draw the line at “physically” for some reason. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the line he’s drawing for himself that he will soon step over and ignore because he believes he is being treated unfairly and needs to take his gloves off.

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      There’s an “I didn’t break their teeth, jaw, nose, orbital, shoulders, elbows, hands, knees and feet. That was “someone’s” hired goons, and it was only because they “fell” down a flight of stairs.” overtly winking “I’m clearly in no way legally responsible.” sort of a vibe to this guy.

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      You know when children keep their fingers like half a centimeter away from someone and go “why are you getting annoyed? I’m not touching you!”

      That’s him.

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    C’mon guys, he didn’t personally design a car who’s doors won’t open if the car is, let’s say, “on fire”.

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      Security measures: we don’t want the fire to spread outside, don’t we?

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    He deserves all the hate he gets.

    And that hilarious line “…I’ve never physically hurt anyone”. Interesting how he has to qualify that by saying he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone. Like he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out right away. What a joke. Yeah, he’s financially ruined people, cost people their jobs, selling defective vehicles, overpromising and underdelivering, stolen from people (see how he took control of Tesla. People say he founded Tesla, but he didn’t. he was an early investor, and used strong-arm tactics to oust it actual founders), but he’s never actually physically put his hands on anyone, so he’s a good person… right.

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    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the man setting back cancer research in the US by decades and purposely starving poor people abroad (and at home).

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      But not unlike Hitler, he never actually physically pulled a trigger, or set an electric car on fire, or stole food from a hungry person, so really the hate against him is totally irrational and comes outta nowhere. s

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        Not to be pedantic, but Hitler was in heavy combat in WW1, so he’s actually pulled the trigger several times and we have no idea how many people he directly personally hurt or killed. Elon Musk would never let himself be put in harm’s way. Hell, he’ll use his own son as a bullet shield to ensure he’s never in danger.

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          I hereby bestow upon you my daily pedant award. I hadn’t thought of that.

          I guess I could say war doesn’t count but whatever, I was wrong. I think the rest of the sentence stands on its own.

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          We’re referring to the holocaust specifically. And to a lesser degree the war he lead. Hitler has an interesting history, barring the violence.

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      and also have been associated with epstien/island on occasion. setting back both social progress and STEM research, i believe stem funding has been underattack as of late, columbia university have seen bowing to trump by "reprimanding 22 students. funny the columbia university was where these type of protest started.

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    So he’s never personally physically harmed anyone while his heroes brutally killed millions.

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      Really puts his recent tweet about Hitler’s “public workers” into context… Dude thinks he’s exempt from blame because he’s the one giving orders.

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    Robotaxis will fail and kill people because this ketamine addict thinks that anything he thinks of will work flawlessly and will not admit to defeat or failure. Can’t wait until the fallout begins between him and the bigger asshole drumpf. If your kids hate you that is the ultimate proof you’re a fucking loser as a human being.

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    it would be hilarious if motherfuckers shitposted elon down from his throne. it would be my favorite timeline.

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    there is no violence against him remember, just the hate. dude is overreacting like a little bitch.

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      Funny how he says he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone, instead of he ‘never hurt anyone, period’. Because he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out for all the crap and shady dealings he’s done, and all the people whose lives he’s ruined.

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    “Physically”

    Does it count as a lie by omission if you ADD a detail to make it happen?

    And it’s not true because his shoddily made cars have killed people

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    Apparently it only counts if you hurt people physically. Hurting their finances, support systems, healthcare, employment prospects are all fine.

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      I find it telling he had the self awareness to add that caveat, but in typical fashion, couldn’t follow the train of thought far enough to arrive at the logical conclusion. “I’ve taken away safety nets from the people, most are one paycheck short of being on the streets with nothing to lose, but what’s up with all these threats!?”

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        There’s a recent unironic Hitler Did Nothing Wrong sentiment that points out he never pulled the trigger or a lever on anyone.

        I think Musk is going that route.

        It’s also been used to defend Brian the dead health insurance CEO.

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          There’s a recent unironic Hitler Did Nothing Wrong sentiment that points out he never pulled the trigger or a lever on anyone.

          You mean the one he specifically amplified on his own site? Methinks he sees some parallels himself.

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            He thinks he’s orders of magnitude smarter than anyone else and nobody with guts could possibly see those parallels.

            Frankly, we’ve been doing a great job of proving him correct.

            He’s still quite happy, healthy, and wealthy.

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                I think he’s about as happy as any human being can be. Sure he has his less than perfect, probably performative sad moments on camera, but as they say, it’s hard to frown on a jetski.

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          I know this is beside the point & off topic, but Hitler is well known for pulling the trigger at least once…

          spoiler

          He did what many time travelers aspire to.

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        Oh, no. I don’t think you fully understand. He’s aware of what he’s doing to us. But as far as he’s concerned, we simply do not have the right to be upset about any of this, let alone fight back.

        That is the way elites parasites think. That’s how truly twisted they’re minds, not to mention morals, have become. The pain is intentional. But he honestly believes we deserve to be hurt, and further that he’s doing is a favor by reminding us of “our place”.

        Don’t make the mistake of sympathizing with the enemy.

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          It’s not that we deserve to be hurt, it’s that he is helpng us, saving us and the pain that comes with that isn’t his fault. It’s the fault of the oppressors he has saved us from.

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            Oh, I still think you’re being far more charitable than you realize. To people like him, we’re lesser. But their warped views rob themselves of a certain, I dunno, fulfillment. And if he’s not happy, and we’re less than him…

            "Elites parasites are sociopathic to the extreme. This poisons every thought, choice, and action. They do not think like you. This basic empathy you keep circling back to? The very definition of sociopath is that they do not have the ability to empathize.

            It really is much worse than you seem to think.

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                Source? Straight out of my ass, technically. In other words I didn’t have anything good to refer you to off the top of my head, but if you start just with the dictionary definition of sociopath you should see what I’m basing my argument from.

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      “It’s not like I killed anybody. I mean, I gave the orders but they didn’t say no.”

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        Exactly. Just like fElon reminded us the other day - it was the public workers that killed people, not Hitler.

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      You could literally torture people to death without physically hurting them.

      He’s just drawing a false equivalence between not physically hurting people and never harming people.

      I’m sure the people that he’s targeted on social media feel harmed, like the “pedo guy” for example.

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      No one realizes the damage an insurance company can do, because they are all clean and and they have shiny offices.

      They never stabbed anyone.