puia@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoThe Us asks Denmark for extra eggsnyheder.tv2.dkexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1150arrow-down1external-linkThe Us asks Denmark for extra eggsnyheder.tv2.dkpuia@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square30fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squaresndmnlinkfedilinkarrow-up77·18 days agoOkay, we’ll give you 1 million eggs for the state of Alaska.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·edit-218 days agoBuy Manhattan for some eggs and blankets Spoiler: the blankets are infected with measles
minus-squareSilverCode@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·18 days agoIf you really wanted to screw them over, you would infect the blankets with measles vaccine. Wait until they wrap the blanket around themselves and then jump out from behind the door and shout “haha! You’re now immune to measles! Sucker!”
Okay, we’ll give you 1 million eggs for the state of Alaska.
Buy Manhattan for some eggs and blankets
Spoiler: the blankets are infected with measles
If you really wanted to screw them over, you would infect the blankets with measles vaccine.
Wait until they wrap the blanket around themselves and then jump out from behind the door and shout “haha! You’re now immune to measles! Sucker!”