This is, in fact, the earliest known example of yer da selling Avon

this has been a certified PugJesus fact.

Your finger, you fool.

Wait, so Avon cream is just water?

“Avon. Sludge out of your river, unto your face! As clean as nature, twice the pollution!”

Aberavon. Isn’t that river valley?

A lot of rivers in Mexico called “Atoyac”.

Swap Celts for Nahua/Mexica, and Romans for Spaniards.