• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    5 hours ago

    I don’t really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.

  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 hours ago

    Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.

    • ILikeBoobies
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      6 hours ago

      The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious

  • Acters@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don’t kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

    • ILikeBoobies
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      6 hours ago

      The Germans have a word for people like you

      Mädchenküsser

      • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world
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        3 hours ago

        So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn’t really say much lol.

    • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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      5 hours ago

      Oh I’m opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.

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    10 hours ago

    The secret is to use the towel to dry one’s nether regions after washing them, not before.

    By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

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      8 hours ago

      You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)

      Like it’s basic drying stuff… no?

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        7 hours ago

        The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one’s face on ball-sweat.

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          6 hours ago

          I mean at the end of the day, if you washed yourself well, you don’t need to worry about anything. It’s should be clean. ^^

      • SirQuack@feddit.nl
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        7 hours ago

        Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don’t pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

      • ILikeBoobies
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        6 hours ago

        I try to dry my feet first so I don’t slip so I use two towels

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          5 hours ago

          That’s what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don’t slip and the floor doesn’t get wet and slippery.

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    I would be okay drying my face with someone else’s balls towel, I think my balls towel aren’t gonna be a deal breaker

  • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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    7 hours ago

    Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she’s grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it’s the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she’s grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?

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    If you care about this, you’re not showering properly. You’re supposed to be clean mfer

  • Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don’t leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.

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        8 hours ago

        Isn’t it more of a rebound effect?

        You use the face to get the balls wet, and then the balls will eventually get the face wet too.

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      23 hours ago

      I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?