Silly answers only. We need a laugh or two in spite of another day of stupid news.

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    Colin Mochrie.

    This is a game called Helping Hands. Colin, you’re going to be Donnie’s hands and in this scene Donnie is trying to change his own diaper in the middle of a the Oval Office during a press event with the Canadian Prime Minister.

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    I wish Paul Bearer were still around. That’s the kind of WWF Superstar manager energy we need for the next completely normal, never a waste of everybody’s time, successful negotiation.

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      If Trump had sent Jared to the Whitehouse to accompany Zelensky I would have felt much better about today. Vance and Trump needed some really fucking brutal chirping.

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      Yeah bring him back and have them both knock Trump and Vance’s teeth in.

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    Someone from Dawson City who has stories about Trump’s grandfather? They could bring along the thumb toe.

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    Patrick Brazeau, could do a team charity event this time

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      Supposedly there are a bunch of WWE and MMA fans. Maybe it’s time for Patrick “Brass Knuckles” Brazeau and Justin “Papineau Pugilist” Trudeau to team up.

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    Santa Clause, it has to be the greatest Canadian of them all!

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    Ace Ventura, or Jim Carrey if Ace isn’t available.

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    Galen weston, as they cross the border he will pee all over the border and then by the laws of rich billionaire bloodsuckers trump will have to back off.