Silly answers only. We need a laugh or two in spite of another day of stupid news.
Martin Short
Patrick Brazeau, could do a team charity event this time
Colin Mochrie.
This is a game called Helping Hands. Colin, you’re going to be Donnie’s hands and in this scene Donnie is trying to change his own diaper in the middle of a the Oval Office during a press event with the Canadian Prime Minister.
Wayne Gretzky
Trailer Park Boys
Just remember Trump, what comes around is all around.
Bob Probert (RIP)
I wish Paul Bearer were still around. That’s the kind of WWF Superstar manager energy we need for the next completely normal, never a waste of everybody’s time, successful negotiation.
Jared Keeso. Specifically, Jared Keeso as Shoresy.
If Trump had sent Jared to the Whitehouse to accompany Zelensky I would have felt much better about today. Vance and Trump needed some really fucking brutal chirping.
Winston Rothschild III
Doug Ford
Someone from Dawson City who has stories about Trump’s grandfather? They could bring along the
thumbtoe.Santa Clause, it has to be the greatest Canadian of them all!
Ace Ventura, or Jim Carrey if Ace isn’t available.