…and in the darkness bind them.
Kinky
Friends forever.
One does not gimply walk into Mordor.
I wonder what the Ring wraiths do on their down time? Watch some rugby? Play snooker?
Anything to fill that void
Rule over Angmar, mostly.
Wait… did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I’m mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.
The three elven rings were made after by a wannabe so by law they don’t join the polycule anyway. So no Gandalf, Galadriel or Elrond. Or they make a thruple.
I honestly didn’t even know that. Thanks!
Year, Sauron didn’t forge the elven ones, … but also they weren’t finger rings so women were excluded.
You may now kiss the brides.
i want to see this comedy spinoff, just a bunch of old dudes on some beach trying to have a honeymoon together and failing miserably
Big love
Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.
Not sure why orcs didn’t get any tho.
This is me. And this is Stalin. We’re married
