Like wiping a marker

  • demlet@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I got a bidet a couple years ago and forget sometimes that people still “clean” themselves with dry paper.

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      10 months ago

      This place isn’t for the likes of you clean-assed folks. Get outta here! If your ass don’t smell, go to hell!

    • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 months ago

      I still don’t get how that works. If you have diarrhea, the bidet will just spray it all over your butt cheeks

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        10 months ago

        The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You’re not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.

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            10 months ago

            I mean, it’s not like you’re pressure washing it. If it’s splashing that much you’re using too much pressure. Anyway I, I think I’m on safe ground in stating that it’s still cleaner than smearing the poop around with paper, but you do you.

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        10 months ago

        I’m not sure if you’re joking, but in case you’re not, the bidet sprays clean water from the wall, not dirty water from the bowl.