• SplashJackson
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    3 months ago

    Forget artificial suns, let me tell you right now how to make an artificial moon:

    1. Be a robot.
    2. Pull down pants.
    3. Bend over.
    4. Point robo-crack towards recipient
    5. Artificial Moon.