• Sturgist
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      1 month ago

      He pops up literally everywhere. It’s fucking infuriating. I wish he’d just make some really really really really really bad life choices and end up on the street, eating from a dumpster and being criminalised for trying to survive.

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        1 month ago

        I hope he gets shot in the throat and bleeds out slow enough to realize he’s no longer the main character in his life.

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          1 month ago

          Nah, too easy. He’d only have a minute tops of consciousness, with an arterial bleed like that, to mull over where it all went wrong. I’d definitely rather have him relegated to the most vulnerable section of society, and struggling to stay alive for at least a decade.

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            1 month ago

            It’s a trade off between time of punishment vs chance of being rescued. I hate using the phrase, but… agree to disagree?